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[emomccutiepants]

Put an X by all the things you have not done...

( ) been drunk.
( ) smoked pot.
( ) kissed a member of the opposite sex.
(x) kissed a member of the same sex.
(x) kissed your best friend
( ) crashed a friend's car.
(x) been to japan.
(x) rode in a taxi.
(x) had anal sex.
( ) been in love.
(x) had sex.
(x) had sex in public.
( ) been dumped.
( ) shoplifted.
( ) been fired.
( ) been in a fist fight.
(x) had a threesome.
( ) snuck out of my parent's house.
(x) been tied up. (sexually)
(x) been caught masturbating.
(x) pissed on myself.
(x) had sex with a member of the same sex.
(x) been arrested.
( ) made out with a stranger. (if you stretch the word "stranger" a little)
(x) did other sexual acts with a stranger
( ) stole something from my job.
(x) celebrated new years in time square.
( ) went on a blind date.
( ) lied to a friend.
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(x) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans.
(x) been to europe.
( ) skipped school.
(x) slept with a co-worker. (define co-worker?)
(x) cut myself on purpose. (unless a burn counts)
(x) had sex at the office.
(x) been married.
(x) been divorced
(x) had children