what a bitch life. a bitch bitch life.
what an absolutely FUCKED UP life I have. :( where do i began. well. hrmity. Last friday, everything was going GRAND. i was baby sitting so i was ready to get some mula. saturday I was supposed to do a photo journalism assignment called "The Day In The Life Of..." but i lacked film because my POO LARD mom never took me during the week and she had to take me to get film that friday BUT my brother had a physical to join basketball. so by the time she came back it was 5:10 and the Photography Shop closed at 5:00. FUCKINABUCKET. So she said she was going to take me Saturday morning. Hah! If only i knew... So I was babysitting the wee little children and they played with my brothers. They started getting roudy and Mikey was being an asshole so I called my mom's cell (her friend maxine had just invited her to her house to see her new carpet. o0o0o0o0 thats a logical reason to ruin my LIFE!) but she didnt answer. Mikey was acting extra-effed up so i just kept calling her continusously for like 5 times till she answered and she sounded all distressed. I asked her whats wrong. whats wrong! WHATS WRONG MY LIFE THATS WHATS WRONG! that...that was me talking by the way. in my head. anyway, she said that my gangster cousin had just smashed our car with a brick and broke all the windows! That cock sucker was mad at my mom after she called the police after him after he robbed us. ;_; yes, thats right people WE WERE ROBBED. He went to jail for it but my STUPID ASS auntie bailed him out. nice one bitch. nice one.so then he comes to our house with a gun and my kids im babysitting our FRAEKING OUT and i have to call 911 and im crying and i think i'm going to die and life flashes before my eyes and i'm shaking and ..and...sigh thats it. i don't want to explain it in anymore detail. So he's after us now.
anySHIT. i went to the movies on Monday. Saw White Noise with Ashley, Cassandra, Jackie, and Danielle. Cried in Terror. Went to the mall so Ashley can hit on old men. Mind you, Jackie was driving. Then we went to a cemetary. Um, what the fuck? YEAH. The graveyard was on a hill, and we went hiking down it. On the side of the hill we found a hole. We dug it up. There was a fucking coffin. We got edgy. Ashley said she saw someone or something up the hill. So we went back up to the car but (oh joy!) the car wouldn't start. YEAH, HOLY FUCKING VAGINA! I thought my life was going to end. And it was starting to get dark. "Anyone feel like walking?!" I said. Hah! But yeah, eventually it started and we went home. Cool day, cool day. Like when we were driving, we had the radio WAYYYY UP LOUD and jesse Mccartney's song beatuful soul was on and we were singing it to eachother. HAH! Gay little white boy! Too bad nobody knows I have a huge crush on him. Like...posters on my wall of him crush. BUT the posters are beHIND my dressor. YEAH. still...he's hot ::cream panties:: hah EW. Nothing today happened except that the hot jesus went behind my while i was working on something and he scared me he was all "CONCENTRATE!" ajkweghaw489hdrk! Hahaha yeah well then I went to the art class with Abe (yes yes I'm talking to him again) and i painted his hand green. That was it. Seriously. Today was fucking boring.
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anySHIT. i went to the movies on Monday. Saw White Noise with Ashley, Cassandra, Jackie, and Danielle. Cried in Terror. Went to the mall so Ashley can hit on old men. Mind you, Jackie was driving. Then we went to a cemetary. Um, what the fuck? YEAH. The graveyard was on a hill, and we went hiking down it. On the side of the hill we found a hole. We dug it up. There was a fucking coffin. We got edgy. Ashley said she saw someone or something up the hill. So we went back up to the car but (oh joy!) the car wouldn't start. YEAH, HOLY FUCKING VAGINA! I thought my life was going to end. And it was starting to get dark. "Anyone feel like walking?!" I said. Hah! But yeah, eventually it started and we went home. Cool day, cool day. Like when we were driving, we had the radio WAYYYY UP LOUD and jesse Mccartney's song beatuful soul was on and we were singing it to eachother. HAH! Gay little white boy! Too bad nobody knows I have a huge crush on him. Like...posters on my wall of him crush. BUT the posters are beHIND my dressor. YEAH. still...he's hot ::cream panties:: hah EW. Nothing today happened except that the hot jesus went behind my while i was working on something and he scared me he was all "CONCENTRATE!" ajkweghaw489hdrk! Hahaha yeah well then I went to the art class with Abe (yes yes I'm talking to him again) and i painted his hand green. That was it. Seriously. Today was fucking boring.
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