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TWELVE OUCE MOUZ! 12 OZ. MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO GO GO!!!
"So... I gave you a job. Get the... guy, and bring him to a meeting..."
"Yeah, so?"
"And you took him to a porn set... Then you blew him up"
"Yyyyyyyeah?"
"... As they say...."
"...."
"I'm going to give you a second chan-"
"How 'bout I give YOU a second chance?!?!"
BLAM BLAM!!! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!!!!
.......
"Bulletproof."
"Oh... Then I guess I'll take that other chance"
STATE FAIR BLOWS! LOG FLUME ROCKS!!
CANDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks to Carrie and Will, who kept me in stitches (funny ones, not bleedy doom ones) all day. You guys rock so hard it makes my rocks soften.
I love you Carrie! Youz a sweetheart.
I can't sleep. Monty is here and I are happy. I didn't get to say goodbye to Mike, because Will has the driving skills of my fanny. FANNY, bitch.
"David, give those 8 tickets to the hottest girl you see."
"Gotcha. Here you go, Carrie."
Mouz - "Gimme the usual"
That freak thing stares at shelf of bottles for like eighty hours.
Freak - "That'll be.... Three hundred dollars."
Mouz - "How bout this?"
Throws empty bottle on the ground and walks out like the bad ass he is.
"I have to ask my boss.... He's a shark."
TOMORROW I CHILL LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!!!
OH FUCK! A PARADOX!
[I always lie]
GO GO GO!!!
"So... I gave you a job. Get the... guy, and bring him to a meeting..."
"Yeah, so?"
"And you took him to a porn set... Then you blew him up"
"Yyyyyyyeah?"
"... As they say...."
"...."
"I'm going to give you a second chan-"
"How 'bout I give YOU a second chance?!?!"
BLAM BLAM!!! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!!!!
.......
"Bulletproof."
"Oh... Then I guess I'll take that other chance"
STATE FAIR BLOWS! LOG FLUME ROCKS!!
CANDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks to Carrie and Will, who kept me in stitches (funny ones, not bleedy doom ones) all day. You guys rock so hard it makes my rocks soften.
I love you Carrie! Youz a sweetheart.
I can't sleep. Monty is here and I are happy. I didn't get to say goodbye to Mike, because Will has the driving skills of my fanny. FANNY, bitch.
"David, give those 8 tickets to the hottest girl you see."
"Gotcha. Here you go, Carrie."
Mouz - "Gimme the usual"
That freak thing stares at shelf of bottles for like eighty hours.
Freak - "That'll be.... Three hundred dollars."
Mouz - "How bout this?"
Throws empty bottle on the ground and walks out like the bad ass he is.
"I have to ask my boss.... He's a shark."
TOMORROW I CHILL LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!!!
OH FUCK! A PARADOX!
[I always lie]