my dad's ridiculous sense of humor...

[emojewlia]

so my dad answers the phone
hello?
hello, this is katrina-
oh, the hurricane?! you're calling to scare us! or to warn us you're attacking seattle!!
........
oh not that katrina, okay.

oh, dad.
happy father's day.

graduating tomorrow.
fuck, i'm sick.
jaime's watching mulan.