Whydontchagofahkyahself!
what a night i must say! best one this year! yeah so, shayla, clay, mike, brian, liz and i wanted to do something crazy...so we took clays mini van (shayla drove for the first part..holy shit! )and we went over to jamestown at 11pm. on the ride we stopped at subway for liz. clay, brian, mike and i were in the back with 5 guitars. the van had no seats or seatbelts so we held on for our lives. in jamestown, we went to this dock and played extreme challenge (the chinese extreme game) on this rocky dock. brian, who hadn't peed for like 12 hours..liked the water and felt like peeing on a boat..so he did. then we saw a cute buoy, so we took it along with us for a trip..we figured it could join the 5 guitars.
then we went to the lighthouse. after hitting 12 deer (in my mind we did)..and one hurt bird and a really cool bunny, we went to ruin some sex for some really ruined old people. they looked a li+ttle mad as we shined our highbeams into their sitting dark truck. as we circled around and away from the crazy old people..we saw an irrisistable orange construction cone..so we had to have it. so we did. ha cone! you belong to us!
then we went to the playground...must i say more?...actually yes...i must..liz wanted to pee, so she did...and clay broke his camera..bastard! and i rode a swing and a slide..woo!
then, we wanted to scrounge up 2 bills and take the beautiful trip over the bridge to newport. so we did! clay almost fell off the bridge as he hung out the window singing saves the day..bastard! then i figured i should drive..since i was the only non maine-ian one..or mASSholian, and i wasnt from America's armpitt. i was from good ole rhody island! so i drove because i knew newport the best!
5 minutes into our drive while shayla and liz are trying to backseat surf...in the mini van.....we see a cop...so we scream "COOOPPPP!" sure enough, even going the speed limit..i get pulled over..because thats just my luck. we were sooo screwed! so heres the conversation i guess....
cop- licence and registration
me- ok...(clay gets his registration)
cop- i pulled you guys over because you had a headlight out..and you made it kinda obvious when you were yelling "COP! COP!" with the windows down and music blasting..(then he realizes the 4 cute kids in the back..smiling faces eventhough im ready to cry)....did you know theres a seatbelt law in RI? (he thought i was from MASS because of the licence plate on clays van)
me- no, i didnt..im soo sorry!!! (i didnt really know what i was saying....who doesnt know about a seatbelt law !?!?!!?!!!!!)
Cop-well theres one in MASS too....where did you get that cone?...
me- (shiiiit! the cone is between clays legs..i look at clay...clay looks at me...shayla nudges liz..liz says..)
liz- my dad is in asphalt...!! (what the random!?)
cop- no you stole it!
liz- no my dad does asphalt!!!!! (he gives us a weird look..and walks back to car..liz sees our buoy) ...Mike sit on the buoy! ..(mike looks blank)..MIKE SIT ON THE FUCKIN BUOY! (why shayla is laughing..no one knows why..because im am trying to make myself emotional so the cop would feel bad..but its kinda hard when your trying not to laugh)
ok..so the cop comes back..
and LETS US GO!!! HOLY SHIT! he tells us it would have been a 300 + ticket...but i guess he thought it would be wayy too confusing to write a ticket for a bouy, a cone, a headlight out, and 4 seatless,seatbeltless passengers..and a driver that was supposed to be from MASS ..but isnt..shes from ri and obviously doesnt know the seatbelt law...im such an idiot!
so we get lost...yes...lost...near the mansions..but i played it off pretending i knew exactly where i was..finally we made it to wendys for frostys
then the chick at the counter gives me no change back from my 10 dollar bill...so i park the car...and walk up to the drive up windown and knock on the window..i got it back
then we drove home..paranoid of being stopped again..and did normal college stuff like signing a cone and watching a movie
and thats pretty much about it...so leave a comment if you wanna come next time!
then we went to the lighthouse. after hitting 12 deer (in my mind we did)..and one hurt bird and a really cool bunny, we went to ruin some sex for some really ruined old people. they looked a li+ttle mad as we shined our highbeams into their sitting dark truck. as we circled around and away from the crazy old people..we saw an irrisistable orange construction cone..so we had to have it. so we did. ha cone! you belong to us!
then we went to the playground...must i say more?...actually yes...i must..liz wanted to pee, so she did...and clay broke his camera..bastard! and i rode a swing and a slide..woo!
then, we wanted to scrounge up 2 bills and take the beautiful trip over the bridge to newport. so we did! clay almost fell off the bridge as he hung out the window singing saves the day..bastard! then i figured i should drive..since i was the only non maine-ian one..or mASSholian, and i wasnt from America's armpitt. i was from good ole rhody island! so i drove because i knew newport the best!
5 minutes into our drive while shayla and liz are trying to backseat surf...in the mini van.....we see a cop...so we scream "COOOPPPP!" sure enough, even going the speed limit..i get pulled over..because thats just my luck. we were sooo screwed! so heres the conversation i guess....
cop- licence and registration
me- ok...(clay gets his registration)
cop- i pulled you guys over because you had a headlight out..and you made it kinda obvious when you were yelling "COP! COP!" with the windows down and music blasting..(then he realizes the 4 cute kids in the back..smiling faces eventhough im ready to cry)....did you know theres a seatbelt law in RI? (he thought i was from MASS because of the licence plate on clays van)
me- no, i didnt..im soo sorry!!! (i didnt really know what i was saying....who doesnt know about a seatbelt law !?!?!!?!!!!!)
Cop-well theres one in MASS too....where did you get that cone?...
me- (shiiiit! the cone is between clays legs..i look at clay...clay looks at me...shayla nudges liz..liz says..)
liz- my dad is in asphalt...!! (what the random!?)
cop- no you stole it!
liz- no my dad does asphalt!!!!! (he gives us a weird look..and walks back to car..liz sees our buoy) ...Mike sit on the buoy! ..(mike looks blank)..MIKE SIT ON THE FUCKIN BUOY! (why shayla is laughing..no one knows why..because im am trying to make myself emotional so the cop would feel bad..but its kinda hard when your trying not to laugh)
ok..so the cop comes back..
and LETS US GO!!! HOLY SHIT! he tells us it would have been a 300 + ticket...but i guess he thought it would be wayy too confusing to write a ticket for a bouy, a cone, a headlight out, and 4 seatless,seatbeltless passengers..and a driver that was supposed to be from MASS ..but isnt..shes from ri and obviously doesnt know the seatbelt law...im such an idiot!
so we get lost...yes...lost...near the mansions..but i played it off pretending i knew exactly where i was..finally we made it to wendys for frostys
then the chick at the counter gives me no change back from my 10 dollar bill...so i park the car...and walk up to the drive up windown and knock on the window..i got it back
then we drove home..paranoid of being stopped again..and did normal college stuff like signing a cone and watching a movie
and thats pretty much about it...so leave a comment if you wanna come next time!