tonight's conversation with my mom...

[emoflamingo7]

so tonight i walk upstairs, minding my own business. i go into the kitchen. in walks my mom.

her- i want to ask you something. please don't get offended.
me- uh oh.
her- so i just wanted to make sure you won't be wearing you fall out boy hoodie all week. cause i know you like to wear it a lot.
me- wow. i thought you were gonna tell me i smell bad.
her- no, you smell nice.
me- thanks.
her- it would be nice if you dress preppy.
me- i'd rather shoot myself.
her- i wish i had a preppy daughter.
me- sucks to be you, mom.

good lord.