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I always feel accomplished on Saturdays. I did a shitload of chores today and now I smell like laundry soap. Today is extremely boring. I read random people LJ and some were very interesting. Yeah. So I finally found these lyrics and I think they are hilarous. Please don't disown me because they are inappropriate. Inappropriate is my middle name.
Some random song by the Bloodhound Gang
Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the suff that only Price would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thunbs up
You've had enough of two hand touch
You want it rough you're out of bounce
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca Cola stock you are incline to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means Small Craft Advisory
So if I capzise on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with and automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine Tool Time you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we do it doggy dtyle so we can both watch X-files
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Wow. Great, huh?
Some random song by the Bloodhound Gang
Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the suff that only Price would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thunbs up
You've had enough of two hand touch
You want it rough you're out of bounce
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca Cola stock you are incline to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means Small Craft Advisory
So if I capzise on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with and automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine Tool Time you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we do it doggy dtyle so we can both watch X-files
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Wow. Great, huh?