dang...matt duerr has skills
KATHRYN HANSEN
a poem by matthew duerr
K is for Kachurik (sp?) when you dissed me for Chealsea
A is for Avoiding, like JAqui does with you
T is for Traveling on Theater Tournaments! (ALLITERATION! YES!)
H is for the Hilarious car rides when i would pee outside the window
R is for the Retarded fights that we would have
Y is for You telling Jacob Prado how much You hate me
N is for Nostrils, for you have two
H is for Hoe, which you are not
A is for AfricA, in which my locker was locAted
N is for Nothing is as great as listening to my oratory a million times
S is for Spinning cans
E is for Estrogen, which you have sooooo much of
N is for NO MORE TOURNAMENTS :-(
I am amazing!
so on a more serious note...
i have the best boyfriend in the world
instead of ignoring me while i have this thing on my ovary, he comes to visit me and sits at my boring house with me
so i think that makes him the best boyfriend ever
and he brought my strawberry wafer things which i totally love, and red roses
gah..i love him sooo much!!!
and the best part is he loves me tooo...even if i act like a bitch and throw the cd his exgirlfriend made him in the back of his car and refuse to go get it and then get mad at him
he is totally the best
anyways...
the end
off to continue dying
a poem by matthew duerr
K is for Kachurik (sp?) when you dissed me for Chealsea
A is for Avoiding, like JAqui does with you
T is for Traveling on Theater Tournaments! (ALLITERATION! YES!)
H is for the Hilarious car rides when i would pee outside the window
R is for the Retarded fights that we would have
Y is for You telling Jacob Prado how much You hate me
N is for Nostrils, for you have two
H is for Hoe, which you are not
A is for AfricA, in which my locker was locAted
N is for Nothing is as great as listening to my oratory a million times
S is for Spinning cans
E is for Estrogen, which you have sooooo much of
N is for NO MORE TOURNAMENTS :-(
I am amazing!
so on a more serious note...
i have the best boyfriend in the world
instead of ignoring me while i have this thing on my ovary, he comes to visit me and sits at my boring house with me
so i think that makes him the best boyfriend ever
and he brought my strawberry wafer things which i totally love, and red roses
gah..i love him sooo much!!!
and the best part is he loves me tooo...even if i act like a bitch and throw the cd his exgirlfriend made him in the back of his car and refuse to go get it and then get mad at him
he is totally the best
anyways...
the end
off to continue dying