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[emocezi]

Stolen from nikki4noo

I would like all my LJ friends to comment about how you got to know me. But I want you to LIE. That's right. Just make it up. If you'd like, copy this to your journal so I can do the same.

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[setos_puppy]

How could you forget you stupid wench?

We met on the high seas! We were part of two warring pirate clans and you sunk my ship and took me aboard as the spoils or war! You locked me in your brig and refused me rum. Finally after weeks, you brought me to your captains quarters and we danced a jig and sang about being "really bad eggs".

Then we fought a kraken. The Goddess of the Seas. And became immortal.

[emocezi]

*falls off a chair laughing*

Way to steal the POTC plot line. Though, I like your version more.

[setos_puppy]

You love it.

It was either that or talk about how you defeated my seven evil exes.

[cattraine]

We met in a dive bar in Singapore, I was walking in and you were being bounced out--through the window.

[emocezi]

That was an awesome night.

Thanks for going bar-hopping with me for the rest of the night.

[cattraine]

It was great! Except for jail. ;-)

[emocezi]

But that was where we got our matching prison tats from that crazy Russian biker.

[aliseforemosex]

I met you in a fetish club, you were sobbing under my paddle.

>.>

[emocezi]

That was my twin. I was making drinks behind the bar. :p

[aliseforemosex]

How silly of me to forget, you served me the perfect whiskey and coke afterwards!

[emocezi]

That was such an amazing adventure. And now we're both banned from ever entering England.

The Queen called me the other day to tell me how much she hates my guts. Lol

[emocezi]

That god damn octopus.

~♥