me: ..did you see Teito and Kamui's thread
the one I keep talking about
Keiichi: I did!
me: ...sob SOB
Keiichi: icly Keiichi would think Teito was right :(
IT'D BE A LOT LESS STRESS IF YOU TOLD ME SHIROU-KUN!!
me: ......
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Keiichi: ....dots
me: "So, um. You know how your parents died? Y-yeah, that's cause of this...small war. going on in Tokyo. Um. There are these two groups, one's trying to protect the world by destroying mankind and the other's trying to protect humanity. I, ah… am supposed to lead one group. Um. I lead the latter group. ....those earthquakes are from our fights, and because I can't...create a kekkai, it's technically all my fault everyone in Tokyo's either dead or evacuated"
"Oh, by the way. I don't actually care about the world. I just want my best friend back. Who, incidentally, is the one causing all these earthquakes."
"He killed your mom, by the way"
"AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT"
Keiichi: .............
me: "also my fault for not deciding sooner that killed your dad"
Keiichi: ....................
me: "sorry :("
Keiichi: ........................
...........Shirou-kun, your life kind of sucks :(
me: YEAH THAT'S GONNA GO OVER REAL WELL
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........................................is that all you ahve to say
Keiichi: ....well really
it would probably be just like
".................................................................huh?"
DOES NOT COMPUTE