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this was like the best post secret week ever.
the other day i had a dream craig and i were standing in front of my white picket fence at my old house in islip terrace but i was really young. it was mildly creepy but i don't really remember what happened.
i have off two days in a row.
i went to the beach and i am beautiful and tan. well not really tan- but tan for me!
tomorrow i have off and brandon and i are going to be in love.
i freak out if i am away from my dog for too long.
seeing other couples (as horrible as this sounds) makes me realize how great it is i have brandon.
i miss new york lots. i don't even miss people. i just miss new york. i miss pizza. sometimes i have cravings about pizza. okay a lot of times. i never thought i'd really miss pizza.
i want to take brandon to new york so badly.
brandon got a haircut and he looks so cute and and and and i love.
sometimes you just know this is it and it's real cause it's more real than it's ever been.
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
lorraine
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
i have one on my face and one on my arm. that is all.
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
bennett.
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
yes.
5. What body part do you wash first?
hair
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
rarely
7. What's the strangest talent you have?
i am talentless.
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
innie
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
i dont know.
10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
yes and yes
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
i think i was dating craig and i came home after 10pm
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
drive across country if need be, i dont play games
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
yes i guess so
14. How many times have you been cussed out?
a lot?
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
whichever
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
nope
18. Girls: Out of Madonna, Aunt Bee, Oprah Winfrey, and Paris?
paris
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
all males.
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
yes i was a hussy
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
no
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
brandon
23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
nope!
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
bath towel. i can air dry naked.
25. Have you ever found anything in your parent's bedroom that was questionable?
i found lube in my fathers bathroom.
26. What was your childhood nickname?
i didnt have one
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
i dont know if i ever have
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
i think so, but when nobody was in there.
29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
i made out with someone and almost killed us
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
FOR REALZ
31. How do you eat your cookies?
with my mouth
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
HAHAHA. (whats a gym?)
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of anyone?
tweeze
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
HAHA 2-3. we've never gone past 3
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
FOR REALZ
38. How often do you clean out your ears?
often, i dont like water in them after the shower
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
FOLD. AND IF I ASK BRANDON FOR A NAPKIN OR PAPER TOWEL OR TISSUE OR TOLIET PAPER HE SCRUNCHES IT AND I FOLD EVERYTHING FUCK THAT SHIT. folding<3
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
not many
41. Do you have any strange phobia?
not really
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
FOR REALZ
43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
i don't think anything.
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
no
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
i've done it twice in the past.
46. Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date?
not on a date like first meeting someone
47. Have you ever played naked twister?
no
48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
no lame
49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive?
once
50. Do you want to bring sexy back?
YES
the other day i had a dream craig and i were standing in front of my white picket fence at my old house in islip terrace but i was really young. it was mildly creepy but i don't really remember what happened.
i have off two days in a row.
i went to the beach and i am beautiful and tan. well not really tan- but tan for me!
tomorrow i have off and brandon and i are going to be in love.
i freak out if i am away from my dog for too long.
seeing other couples (as horrible as this sounds) makes me realize how great it is i have brandon.
i miss new york lots. i don't even miss people. i just miss new york. i miss pizza. sometimes i have cravings about pizza. okay a lot of times. i never thought i'd really miss pizza.
i want to take brandon to new york so badly.
brandon got a haircut and he looks so cute and and and and i love.
sometimes you just know this is it and it's real cause it's more real than it's ever been.
Read my VisualDNA™ Get your own VisualDNA™
1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
lorraine
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
i have one on my face and one on my arm. that is all.
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
bennett.
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
yes.
5. What body part do you wash first?
hair
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
rarely
7. What's the strangest talent you have?
i am talentless.
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
innie
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
i dont know.
10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
yes and yes
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
i think i was dating craig and i came home after 10pm
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
drive across country if need be, i dont play games
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
yes i guess so
14. How many times have you been cussed out?
a lot?
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
whichever
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
nope
18. Girls: Out of Madonna, Aunt Bee, Oprah Winfrey, and Paris?
paris
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
all males.
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
yes i was a hussy
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
no
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
brandon
23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
nope!
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
bath towel. i can air dry naked.
25. Have you ever found anything in your parent's bedroom that was questionable?
i found lube in my fathers bathroom.
26. What was your childhood nickname?
i didnt have one
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
i dont know if i ever have
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
i think so, but when nobody was in there.
29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
i made out with someone and almost killed us
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
FOR REALZ
31. How do you eat your cookies?
with my mouth
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
HAHAHA. (whats a gym?)
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of anyone?
tweeze
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
HAHA 2-3. we've never gone past 3
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
FOR REALZ
38. How often do you clean out your ears?
often, i dont like water in them after the shower
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
FOLD. AND IF I ASK BRANDON FOR A NAPKIN OR PAPER TOWEL OR TISSUE OR TOLIET PAPER HE SCRUNCHES IT AND I FOLD EVERYTHING FUCK THAT SHIT. folding<3
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
not many
41. Do you have any strange phobia?
not really
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
FOR REALZ
43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
i don't think anything.
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
no
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
i've done it twice in the past.
46. Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date?
not on a date like first meeting someone
47. Have you ever played naked twister?
no
48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
no lame
49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive?
once
50. Do you want to bring sexy back?
YES