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oh, and add condescending to his earlier-listed qualities.
GOD DAMN IT, I FUCKING HATE EVERYONE!
I swear, if I meet one more person that seems nice or cool or fun to be around and they turn out to be a total jerk I am going to go insane. My count was pretty high before I got to Tucson, but the increase since has been ridiculous. It's not like I have impossible standards either, nor do I hold myself above everyone in the least...just be nice and a decent person. And, you know what? There aren't many, not even close.
I personally would just rather people be honest about who they are up front. I would be much better off here if my introductions were not the nice, best behavior type but something more like these:
"Hi, I'm a fucking scumbag and I am going to act like I like you to get you to have sex with me. When you don't I am going to verbally attack you and everything about your life until you have to physically throw me out of your apartment to keep yourself from murdering me."
"Hi, I am going to be a total snot to you until I need help with my homework. When I do I will call you all the time and expect you explain everything you did on the assignment to me, when I have not even read the questions. Oh, and I will get pissed at you and talk behind your back when you don't want to study with me or have finished the assignment before I did."
"Hi, I am going to constantly tell you I am better than you. Even if we get the exact same grade on something I will say that's okay for you, but I am much too smart to get that grade. If I do better than you, I will say I did poorly anyway just to piss you off."
"Hi, I am a materialistic bitch who is putting on some act to seem cultured and can therefore put you down because you aren't as cool or cultured as I am."
"Hi, I am going to act nice to you when I need a ride. I am also going to pick on you for helping me and insult you at every chance I get in front of large groups of people, specifically at work. Oh, and no topic is off-limits. Calling you a crack baby and constantly making jokes about having sex with your mom or dead relatives is totally appropriate. And don't you ever get upset, because that will just show you are too sensitive to work around guys in the real world."
"Hi, I am going to be nice to you for 5 minutes until I see you are having a bad day, at which point I will tear you apart and won't stop doing it until I make you cry, no matter how long it takes."
"Hi, I am married. My life is perfect. Want to try on my ring to see how heavy it is and relive my wedding memories over and over and over again every day? Oh, and get filled in on every detail about me and my husband's life, past the point where it is uncomfortable? Everything is all about me all the time, when you get married and start a life you will understand."
"Hi, I only hung out with you because I had nothing to do, but I am far too busy getting wasted and hooking up with random guys to hang out with you again."
"Hi, I thought you were cute but if you won't get wasted and fuck me in the apartment complex hottub I am never going to speak to you again."
"Hi, you came to this lab highly recommended but I am going to treat you like shit because pretty girls can't be smart or taken seriously. I am going to belittle you at group meetings, lie to you constantly, and iniate group discussions about you at work when you aren't there."
"Hi, I am an undergrad. I copy all my homework but will rip you apart if you have an honest question. I will treat you like a total fucking moron."
"Hi, I will act nice to you when really I only wanted someone less intelligent around to make me look smarter. I will assume you always need help or always have homework questions though you have never asked me for anything."
"I'm a self-serving fucked up asshole that is going to lash out at you and take cheap shots about how you were selfish and kept me from my daughter when you went out of your way not to do that and went on more dates with her than just me in the course of our relastionship. I'm also a liar and a coward, and expect nothing but continual verbal abuse when you refuse to take me back. I want to break you."
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Seriously, I am done. I am so done. This is fucking hopeless.
GOD DAMN IT, I FUCKING HATE EVERYONE!
I swear, if I meet one more person that seems nice or cool or fun to be around and they turn out to be a total jerk I am going to go insane. My count was pretty high before I got to Tucson, but the increase since has been ridiculous. It's not like I have impossible standards either, nor do I hold myself above everyone in the least...just be nice and a decent person. And, you know what? There aren't many, not even close.
I personally would just rather people be honest about who they are up front. I would be much better off here if my introductions were not the nice, best behavior type but something more like these:
"Hi, I'm a fucking scumbag and I am going to act like I like you to get you to have sex with me. When you don't I am going to verbally attack you and everything about your life until you have to physically throw me out of your apartment to keep yourself from murdering me."
"Hi, I am going to be a total snot to you until I need help with my homework. When I do I will call you all the time and expect you explain everything you did on the assignment to me, when I have not even read the questions. Oh, and I will get pissed at you and talk behind your back when you don't want to study with me or have finished the assignment before I did."
"Hi, I am going to constantly tell you I am better than you. Even if we get the exact same grade on something I will say that's okay for you, but I am much too smart to get that grade. If I do better than you, I will say I did poorly anyway just to piss you off."
"Hi, I am a materialistic bitch who is putting on some act to seem cultured and can therefore put you down because you aren't as cool or cultured as I am."
"Hi, I am going to act nice to you when I need a ride. I am also going to pick on you for helping me and insult you at every chance I get in front of large groups of people, specifically at work. Oh, and no topic is off-limits. Calling you a crack baby and constantly making jokes about having sex with your mom or dead relatives is totally appropriate. And don't you ever get upset, because that will just show you are too sensitive to work around guys in the real world."
"Hi, I am going to be nice to you for 5 minutes until I see you are having a bad day, at which point I will tear you apart and won't stop doing it until I make you cry, no matter how long it takes."
"Hi, I am married. My life is perfect. Want to try on my ring to see how heavy it is and relive my wedding memories over and over and over again every day? Oh, and get filled in on every detail about me and my husband's life, past the point where it is uncomfortable? Everything is all about me all the time, when you get married and start a life you will understand."
"Hi, I only hung out with you because I had nothing to do, but I am far too busy getting wasted and hooking up with random guys to hang out with you again."
"Hi, I thought you were cute but if you won't get wasted and fuck me in the apartment complex hottub I am never going to speak to you again."
"Hi, you came to this lab highly recommended but I am going to treat you like shit because pretty girls can't be smart or taken seriously. I am going to belittle you at group meetings, lie to you constantly, and iniate group discussions about you at work when you aren't there."
"Hi, I am an undergrad. I copy all my homework but will rip you apart if you have an honest question. I will treat you like a total fucking moron."
"Hi, I will act nice to you when really I only wanted someone less intelligent around to make me look smarter. I will assume you always need help or always have homework questions though you have never asked me for anything."
"I'm a self-serving fucked up asshole that is going to lash out at you and take cheap shots about how you were selfish and kept me from my daughter when you went out of your way not to do that and went on more dates with her than just me in the course of our relastionship. I'm also a liar and a coward, and expect nothing but continual verbal abuse when you refuse to take me back. I want to break you."
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Seriously, I am done. I am so done. This is fucking hopeless.