May 18, 2006 20:12
OK, so here is my idea for a movie...
JACKSON: the movie.
Directed by Peter Jackson (or Spike Lee, birthname Shelton Jackson Lee), "JACKSON: the movie" features Samuel L. Jackson as a black actor living in Jackson Heights striving to gain the role of Andrew Jackson in an upcoming biopic. Jackson is willing to do anything for the part of Jackson...including performing in WHITE FACE. The only thing stopping Jackson from getting this role is stiff competition from actor Joshua Jackson...and an exciting racial controversy that will have you sitting on the edge of your seats!
Also starring: Shar Jackson as Jackson's girlfriend, Randy Jackson of American Idol as Jackson's best friend and agent, Lee Thompson Young of the famous Jett Jackson as Jackson's son from his first marriage, and anyone in America with the last name of "Jackson" who wants to be in a movie.
Soundtrack featuring: Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson, O'Shea "Ice Cube" Jackson, Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, The Jackson 5, Jackson Browne, and Luscious Jackson.