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I was in Spanish class today and our TA mentioned Quia, our evil online
workbook. Ali Kimmel was sitting next to me and she muttered
something under her breath about how Quia is evil. I thought in
my head "Join the club"...but the thought came out (even in my head) as
"Join the facebook group"...because there is one. I didn't say
this out loud for fear of being embarassed that the internet is my
life. This was also after I misunderstood her spanish, "He dicho
con Nicholas Cage" sounds a lot like "He ducho con Nicholas
Cage." The difference? The first means "I have talked to
Nicholas Cage" while the latter is "I have showered with Nicholas Cage."
I realized last night that I like making mix CDs for people. I made Janine two CDs that combine both irony and awesomeness. It was sweet.
JOE JOHN POP CULTURE EDITION VOL. 4
In this edition...
* The apocalypse is coming...right? No, it's already here. Trailer for Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.
* Project Runway will be returning for a second season...I think this calls for Project Runway parties and trips to the mall to dress up other people and judge one another's fashion sense.
* So it's not Black Cat. The Spider Man 3 villain will be played by Thomas Haden Church. He is a man. I would, however, be entertained if he dressed up in drag.
* Friendster the movie! This has got to be the best thing ever, and the first thing I've heard about friendster since last year. Unfortunately, this movie won't succeed in providing me with internet stalkers. Also, don't the makers of this movie realize that MySpace is the new Friendster? (I know facebook would mutilate myspace in hand-to-hand combat...but not everyone is a college kid.)
* First Blink182 and now N*E*R*D...why can't bands just stay together these days? Didn't The Unicorns break up too? Well, the difference between Blink182 and N*E*R*D is that I actually liked the latter a lot. Sure, the lyrics were terrible...but the songs just had a very positive feel about them usually...
* Um...Mischa Barton's ass anyone? Why do people feel compelled to take such photographs? I really don't even think Mischa is that hot.
* The face of Satan has been found. You just have to look really hard though...
* Mel C keeps her goodies in the jar, but she doesn't think Britney does. Isn't this old news? Is Mel C just realizing this? Also, unfortunately, the Spice Girls won't be getting back together ever again.
* Liquid Generation, makers of that damn "Hey Allah" cartoon from last year make fun of American Idol. Most of this is tasteless. But the Paula Abdul and Ashlee Simpson moments are hilarious. Verdict: This could have been funnier.
* Relieving news...Wonder Woman probably won't be Kim Bassinger or Jessica Alba. Joss Whedon is contemplating casting Kaylee Frye of Firefly and Serenity. Unfortunately, there won't be star-spangled panties. Also, this letter is unnecessary. Like some guy said, "Joss has too things on his resume...Wonder and Women". I'm convinced he can't go wrong.
* JESUS, all this damn super-hero movie news because that seems to be all that Hollywood is making these days. The Flash is getting the big screen treatment soon...
* 50 Cent is a role-model...Yeah, and I'm the poster-child for heterosexuality.
* There's too much Duff in my life. Thanks to the phrase "If you can't do the math, then get out of the equation" from Hilary's delightful first album, I can tolerate her...but Haylie needs to sit down and stop pretending she's famous.
* I'm not going to lie, I love Dashboard Confessional. I used to be okay with it, but now I kind of feel like I have to keep it a secret. Chris Carabba scrapped his piano-driven album and re-did it. I think I'm glad, but I sort of hope the piano stuff leaks out onto the internet.
* As if her shitty return to the music scene wasn't enough, Mariah might be doing another movie. As long as she doesn't release a bad album with the same title, this shouldn't be as disasterous.
* Much to Justin's disappointment, the rumors that Ciara is a man aren't true. She was never on Oprah either. (J. Lo was though. That's just her. Nothing's phoney...don't hate on her. What you get is what you see.) See snopes for more details. HOWEVER, she is a rapper. Ciara will be rapping on the proposed first single on Missy's next album.
* Britney = Mona Lisa...by the song from the next album is like "Lucky" all over again. If you'd like to hear the radio stream I have, I can send it to you. I mean, the only difference from Lucky is that it's not even entertaining in the ironic way. Janet Jackson = Damita Jo, Mariah Carey = Mimi, Madonna = Esther, Andre 3000 = Johnny Vulture Celebrities love their alter egoes. You'll also notice that the video for "Do Somethin" (one of my guiltiest pleasures of life...I sing along and pretend I'm Britney in the mirror) was co-directed by "Mona Lisa".
* The new Black Eyed Peas song from their forth-coming album Monkey Business is called "Don't Funk with My Heart". I sense disaster for the Peas. But for some reason, I feel like I might be wrong. They managed to make a song called "Let's Get Retarded" a hit. They have amazing powers I know not of.
* Kylie Minogue is incredibly old...and still incredibly hot. She kicked off a Showgirls tour in Australia and Europe. There are boys showering on stage. And by boys, I mean ridiculously muscular men in their underwear. Pink is the New Blog has some photos if you scroll down a little.
* These boots are made for walking...in French.
I realized last night that I like making mix CDs for people. I made Janine two CDs that combine both irony and awesomeness. It was sweet.
JOE JOHN POP CULTURE EDITION VOL. 4
In this edition...
- The apocalypse
- Project Runway
- More info on Spider Man 3 villain
- Friendster news
- N*E*R*D news
- Mischa Barton news (as in, pictures of her ass)
- Satan
- Criticisms from Spice Girls
- Liquid generation makes fun of American Idol and celebrities
- More Wonder Woman news
- Super hero movies are unstoppable
- 50 Cent
- Haylie Duff, get out of my eyes
- Emo kid news
- Mariah Carey...acting again?
- Ciara's goodies in the form of rap music
- Alter egoes
- Don't funk with my livejournal
- Showgirls minus Jessie Spano
- More awesome cover songs...
* The apocalypse is coming...right? No, it's already here. Trailer for Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.
* Project Runway will be returning for a second season...I think this calls for Project Runway parties and trips to the mall to dress up other people and judge one another's fashion sense.
* So it's not Black Cat. The Spider Man 3 villain will be played by Thomas Haden Church. He is a man. I would, however, be entertained if he dressed up in drag.
* Friendster the movie! This has got to be the best thing ever, and the first thing I've heard about friendster since last year. Unfortunately, this movie won't succeed in providing me with internet stalkers. Also, don't the makers of this movie realize that MySpace is the new Friendster? (I know facebook would mutilate myspace in hand-to-hand combat...but not everyone is a college kid.)
* First Blink182 and now N*E*R*D...why can't bands just stay together these days? Didn't The Unicorns break up too? Well, the difference between Blink182 and N*E*R*D is that I actually liked the latter a lot. Sure, the lyrics were terrible...but the songs just had a very positive feel about them usually...
* Um...Mischa Barton's ass anyone? Why do people feel compelled to take such photographs? I really don't even think Mischa is that hot.
* The face of Satan has been found. You just have to look really hard though...
* Mel C keeps her goodies in the jar, but she doesn't think Britney does. Isn't this old news? Is Mel C just realizing this? Also, unfortunately, the Spice Girls won't be getting back together ever again.
* Liquid Generation, makers of that damn "Hey Allah" cartoon from last year make fun of American Idol. Most of this is tasteless. But the Paula Abdul and Ashlee Simpson moments are hilarious. Verdict: This could have been funnier.
* Relieving news...Wonder Woman probably won't be Kim Bassinger or Jessica Alba. Joss Whedon is contemplating casting Kaylee Frye of Firefly and Serenity. Unfortunately, there won't be star-spangled panties. Also, this letter is unnecessary. Like some guy said, "Joss has too things on his resume...Wonder and Women". I'm convinced he can't go wrong.
* JESUS, all this damn super-hero movie news because that seems to be all that Hollywood is making these days. The Flash is getting the big screen treatment soon...
* 50 Cent is a role-model...Yeah, and I'm the poster-child for heterosexuality.
* There's too much Duff in my life. Thanks to the phrase "If you can't do the math, then get out of the equation" from Hilary's delightful first album, I can tolerate her...but Haylie needs to sit down and stop pretending she's famous.
* I'm not going to lie, I love Dashboard Confessional. I used to be okay with it, but now I kind of feel like I have to keep it a secret. Chris Carabba scrapped his piano-driven album and re-did it. I think I'm glad, but I sort of hope the piano stuff leaks out onto the internet.
* As if her shitty return to the music scene wasn't enough, Mariah might be doing another movie. As long as she doesn't release a bad album with the same title, this shouldn't be as disasterous.
* Much to Justin's disappointment, the rumors that Ciara is a man aren't true. She was never on Oprah either. (J. Lo was though. That's just her. Nothing's phoney...don't hate on her. What you get is what you see.) See snopes for more details. HOWEVER, she is a rapper. Ciara will be rapping on the proposed first single on Missy's next album.
* Britney = Mona Lisa...by the song from the next album is like "Lucky" all over again. If you'd like to hear the radio stream I have, I can send it to you. I mean, the only difference from Lucky is that it's not even entertaining in the ironic way. Janet Jackson = Damita Jo, Mariah Carey = Mimi, Madonna = Esther, Andre 3000 = Johnny Vulture Celebrities love their alter egoes. You'll also notice that the video for "Do Somethin" (one of my guiltiest pleasures of life...I sing along and pretend I'm Britney in the mirror) was co-directed by "Mona Lisa".
* The new Black Eyed Peas song from their forth-coming album Monkey Business is called "Don't Funk with My Heart". I sense disaster for the Peas. But for some reason, I feel like I might be wrong. They managed to make a song called "Let's Get Retarded" a hit. They have amazing powers I know not of.
* Kylie Minogue is incredibly old...and still incredibly hot. She kicked off a Showgirls tour in Australia and Europe. There are boys showering on stage. And by boys, I mean ridiculously muscular men in their underwear. Pink is the New Blog has some photos if you scroll down a little.
* These boots are made for walking...in French.