This is the greatest!
>> Sandal Pledge
>>
>> Just a friendly reminder, it's that time of the year again.
>>Please raise
>> your big toes and repeat after me....
>>
>> As a member of the Faux Paux Sisterhood, I pledge to follow
>>"The Rules"
>> when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes:
>>
>> I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not
>>hang over and
>> touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. In
>>addition,
>>the
>> sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the
>>straps.
>>
>> I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact
>>and
>> chip-free.
>>
>> I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.
>>
>>
>> I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and
>>yellow.
>>
>> I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
>>
>> I will not wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend,
>>coworker,
>> mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my
>>toes if I
>> tuck it there.
>>
>> If a strap breaks, I will not duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it
>>back into
>> place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss
>>it.
>>
>> I will not live in corn denial; rather, I will lean on my good
>>friend
>> Dr.Scholl's if my feet need him.
>>
>> I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the
>>low, low
>> price of $4.99, even if my feet are small enough to fit into
>>the kids'
>> sizes. This is out of concern for my safety and the safety of
>>others. No
>> one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I
>>would hate
>>to
>> take someone down with me as I fall.
>>
>> I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my
>>toes swell
>>and
>> begin to look like Vienna sausages.
>>
>>
>> I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker
>>when she
>>asks
>> me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to
>>tell her that
>> her toes look like they've been dragged behind her car on the
>>way to work
>> and no sandal in the world is going to make her feet look good.
>>
>> I will promise if I wear flip-flops, that I will ensure they
>>actually
>>flip
>> and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will
>>swear NOT to
>> slide or drag my feet while wearing them.
>>
>> I will promise to go my local beauty salon at least once per
>>season and
>> have a real pedicure.
>>
>> I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that
>>show signs
>> of wear; nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals...
>>
>> For all our sakes, please do not keep this to yourself - pass
>>it on.
>>
>> May God Bless your Soles, as well as your Soul!
LMAO I can't believe how funny that is. I mean, honeslty. WHY? haha well, either way, it is. And that's that. ENJOY!
Leigh