Caffeine Woes.
Today, my motherfucking bunkmates attempted to pry my precious coffee from my bloody hands. Oh, I bet they felt so self-righteous when they laid their filthy hands on my sweet sweet coffee. Such ignorant fools! Fools, I say. The useless piece of shit that I have as my "buddy" held onto my arm and uttered that the "intervention" was for my own good. How dare he! For such a self-proclaimed caffeine junkie and for all the times he claimed to love his past TWO FUCKING PART-TIME JOBS as a fucking barista, he sure fails on such an extreme level. Never in my life have I encountered a barista that the guts to come between man and coffee. Never have I seen BLIND worship of corporate coffee. Never have I met anybody who FAILS so badly. He is just a big fucking disgrace to the coffee community. Oh no. He fails too much to be called a disgrace. He is just an insult; a low calibre insult.
Yes, these are my genuine feelings towards 90% of the Singaporeans that I meet. My problem with them is that they never love something or love to do something enough. With that tiny scrap of pathetic knowledge, they think that they know all there is to know about the subject. These are soulless fools. Fools that roam about this land that I have been forced to serve. What will I reap in return? Have I planted seeds of sin to deserve such foolish and close-minded company?
Fucking Singaporean Sues. Fucking failures.
Yes, these are my genuine feelings towards 90% of the Singaporeans that I meet. My problem with them is that they never love something or love to do something enough. With that tiny scrap of pathetic knowledge, they think that they know all there is to know about the subject. These are soulless fools. Fools that roam about this land that I have been forced to serve. What will I reap in return? Have I planted seeds of sin to deserve such foolish and close-minded company?
Fucking Singaporean Sues. Fucking failures.