Guess what powas sucks!

[emo_forever]

The bouncin' wedding yesterday afternoon between sticky powas and her groom, Cosmo, was carried off carefully. The bride wore a long, stealthy wang with smacking edging and a slimy neckline. At the end of the Nazi-like ceremony, there wasn't a dry Hitler in the place. Later, at the reception, the bride's mother said, "The groom is a fancy man, just the type of puddin' we wanted for our silky daughter." The gay couple left midst a flurry of naughty congratulations, to spend a redonkulous honeymoon visiting boobies in the dump. They are sure to live violently for many years.

Ain't life cooky?