Fan Fiction Masterpost
I decided I should probably have one of these now that I've ditched my Blogger site and started to use this personally.
Disclaimer: I don't any of the crazy people I write about unless they're original characters. It fiction for fun and nothing else. Some other brilliant bastard owns all the fun stuff.
Current WIP Fic
Title: Love In Orange Dayglo
Pairing,Character(s): Puck/Kurt
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: TBA
Warnings: dub-con and non-con are the major ones and I'll post more as I finish each chapter.
Summary: Kurt Hummel gets six months in Lima Minimum Security Prison. Puck is his cellmate.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6
Completed Multipart Stories
Title: Yo, Hudson!
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Word Count: 5580 words
Spoilers: Up to Theatricality.
Summary: Puck has an interesting reaction to the whole basement conversation.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6
Title: Yo, Puckerman! “The Yo. Hudson! Sequel.
Author:emo_chick_87
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Word Count:1800ish words
Spoilers: Up to Theatricality.
Genre: Romance/Angst with a splash of H/C
Summary: Puck experiences his first anniversary week.
Title: Saturday, 1:08 am.
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Word Count:200ish words (Drabble)
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Kurt has an unpleasant experience while working the graveyard shift. A steam of consciousness kind of thing. Kinda dark.
Title: Monday, 3:28 am.
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: Hard R for angsty sex.
Word Count:1200ish words
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Kurt deals with that unpleasant experience while working the graveyard shift. A steam of consciousness kind of thing. Kinda dark.
Title: Kiss With A Fist
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: NC-17 for language/sex.
Word Count: 7210 words
Warnings: hair pulling, biting, D/S play, slight daddy kink. This is a HARD NC-17 story after the introduction.
Summary: When Puck manhandles one of the football players for messing with his boyfriend, Kurt is forced to confess all the kinks he's been hiding.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
Title: Turnabout Is Fair Play- The 'Kiss With A Fist' Sequel
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: NC-17 for language/sex.
Word Count:1800ish words
Warnings: This chapter has toys, hair pulling, biting, D/S play, small mention of blood play, bondage so quick that if you blink you’ll miss it.
Summary: After a year in Seattle, Puck decides he wants a mark of his own.
Title: Gemma And The Hallway Hands
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck, Finn/Mercedes, Will/Gemma (OC)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 25,636 words
Summary: McKinley High gets a new school nurse and she takes special notice of one Noah Puckerman... Get your mind out of the gutter... not that kind of notice.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14
Title: Ava
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 16,568
Warnings: Talk of a still-born birth at one point but mostly just some naughty language
Summary: The boys take small steps to figuring out what being a family means.
Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four
Title: Caught The Last Train To Martyrdom around 2 AM
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 15,497
Warnings: The aftermath of a hate crime but without descriptions of the actually event. Also graphic penetrative sex between the boys.
Summary: Kurt getting hurt leads to the entire world meeting a new version of Noah Puckerman.
Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four
Title: Music, Movies and Maudlin Melodramas aka 30 times Puck and Kurt had to suffer through the indignity of pop culture revealing deep meaningful truths.
Pairing,Character(s): Puck/Kurt
Rating: PG
Word Count: 15 859 in two parts
Summary: My contribution to the puckurt 30 day drabble challenge. They all form one long story.
Part One Part Two
Title: Your Beauty Effulgent by emo_chick_87
Word Count: 15,309 in Total
Characters: Puck, Kurt, Sarah Puckerman, Norah Puckerman, Drusilla
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: violence, character death (pretty unavoidable when dealing with vamp fic), sex between the boys, brief descriptions of captivity/torture
Summary: When Drusilla waltzed into Lima she was looking for someone to replace her William. A shiny new boy the glowed. She found Puck. When she chose him she didn't see his stubborn will, the might with which he would fight for his soul. And she certainly didn't see the boy made of sugar cane and power that danced in his heart.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6
Title: Daydream In That Small Town
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck, Burt
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2500ish words
Warnings: Character Death.
Summary: Kurt loses someone he loves.
Written for the puckurt Diva-Off. Won Third Place.
Title: What Sarah Said
Author:emo_chick_87
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck, Norah Puckerman, Sarah Puckerman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2815 words
Warnings: Non-main Character Death.
Summary: Puck loses someone he loves. A companion piece to Daydream In That Small Town
One-shots/Drabbles
Title: I Would Do Anything
Author: emo_chick_87
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2650ish
Character(s)/Pairing(s):Puck/Kurt
Summary: Puck and Kurt had an interesting summer. When Puck sings to Kurt in September it all come rushing back to them. Written for the Diva Off At puckurt . Won Second Place.
Title: Something For The Fellas (that like the fellas)
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Word Count:2400ish words
Spoilers: Season One and all seasons of Queer as Folk.
Genre: Romance/Humor(I hope)
Warnings: None... Heavy borderline abusive use of italics
Summary: Jonny McGovern help Puck tell Kurt he's gay and wants to bang him.
Title: You're My Phone Star
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: R-ish for language/sexytimes.
Word Count:1400ish words
Warnings: Homophobic language.
Summary: A lost phone changes Kurt's life forever.
Title: Little Sister
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck, Natalia (OC)
Rating: PG for language.
Word Count:2800ish words
Summary: Kurt, Puck and his sister meet at a Wal-Mart.
Title: It Was Raining
Pairing,Character(s): Mike Chang/Matt Rutherford
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1204 words
Warnings: Talk of child abuse.
Summary: For Matt, the rain means something.
Title: Sunday Morning Coming Down
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3089 words
Summary: A blind date isn't always what it seems.
Title: Bananas and Popsicles. Oh My!!!
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2122 words
Warnings: boy on boy sexytimes/ hardcore blowjobs/ slight D/S undertones
Summary: All the gleeks are sitting at a table together in the cafeteria during lunch and Kurt - after teasing Puck mercilessly by first eating a banana and then sucking on a popsicle for dessert - somehow manages to slip underneath the table unnoticed.
Title: From Loving Too Much
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck, Burt
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2000 words
Summary: Burt Hummel means something to everyone. Even the ones you might not think of.
Title: The Yank
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3119 words
Warnings: boy on boy sexytimes/ hardcore sex/ slight D/S undertones/ breathplay
Summary: Puck takes a viagra and it gives him a super-huge-perma-erection! The problem? No matter what he does it just WON'T go away! Especially since Kurt apparently decided that he needed to wear the tightest and shortest short-shorts ever that day, of all days!
Title: Tatter Tots and Broken Hearts
Pairing,Character(s): Mercedes, Finn (slight Fiercedes if you squint)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 860
Summary: Mercedes' reaction to the hallway conversation. If you saw it you know what I'm talking about.
AN: This is NOT Kurt-bashing. I love him very much. But he was kind of a cock in this episode and this had to be done.
Title: The Puckerman Compendium
Pairing,Character(s): Puck/Kurt
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5179
Warnings: slight d/s undertones, rimming, biting, barebacking
Summary: Kurt finds that he's developed a thing for bad boys, and he just happens to go to school with the sexiest bad boy he's ever known, Noah Puckerman.
Title: Falling In Love With You Is Like Going Bankrupt
Pairing,Character(s): Puck/Kurt
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1527
Summary: Kurt tries to understand what the hell Puck is talking about.
Title: New York, New York By Way Of Lima, Ohio (links to original post)
Summary: Snow, Airports and a sexy stranger. That's Kurt Hummel's Christmas this year.
Rating: R-ish
Warning(s): AU, slight mentions of sex, a bit of angst
Word Count: 3796
Title: Happy Merry Winter Solstice(links to original post)
Pairing(s): Puck/Kurt
Summary: Kurt and Puck spend Christmas with their new family.
Rating: PG
Warning(s): None I can think of.
Word Count: 1971
Title: If You Want Me
Pairing,Character(s): Mercedes/Finn
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3894
Summary: Fives times a guy in New Directions kissed Mercedes and the one time one of them made love to her.
Title: Bathroom Kinks and Miscreants
Pairing,Character(s): Puck/Kurt
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8674
Warnings: waterports (urine drinking), d/s undertone, rape fantasy roleplay
Summary: I don't even know how to summarize this. Um... Kurt has a kink. Puck has a kink. They decide to kink together.
Scrawl Calibur Drabbles
Puck/Kurt
Title: Week 1
Rating: PG - R
Word Count: 1810
Warnings: slight sexual situations/Puck as a vampire
Summary: Seven Daily Drabbles
Title: Week 2
Rating: PG - R
Word Count: 2561
Warnings: slight sexual situations
Summary: Seven Daily Drabbles
Title: 2 Weeks
Rating: PG - R
Word Count: 5264
Warnings: a homophobic slur, sexual situations, talk of previous domestic violence.
Summary: Fourteen Daily Drabbles
Finn/Mercedes
Title: Week 1
Rating: PG - R
Word Count: 1143
Warnings: slight sexual situations
Summary: Seven Daily Drabbles
Title: Week 2
Rating: PG - R
Word Count: 2453
Warnings: slight sexual situations
Summary: Seven Daily Drabbles
Title: 2 Weeks
Rating: PG - R
Word Count: 6109
Warnings: bullying violence/blood, Aftermath of an attempted rape, talk of previous domestic violence, sexual situations.
Summary: Fourteen Daily Drabbles
Real Person Slash/Fiction
Disclaimer: This is ENTIRELY FICTION. Bro, as much as I wish, this NEVER happened.
Title: First, Second and Third
Pairing,Character(s): Mark Salling/Chris Colfer
Rating: PG
Summary: Chris thinks about all the times he'd been kissed.
AN: This is my first RPF/RPS fic. Nervous doesn't really cover it. Inspired by the video of Chris and Kathy Griffin.
Word Count: 1595 words
Title: One Note of Cheesy 80's Music Away from Some Kind Of Wonderful
Pairing,Character(s): Mark Salling/Chris Colfer
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Someone from the past changes Chris' future.
Word Count: 1595 words
Disclaimer: I don't any of the crazy people I write about unless they're original characters. It fiction for fun and nothing else. Some other brilliant bastard owns all the fun stuff.
Current WIP Fic
Title: Love In Orange Dayglo
Pairing,Character(s): Puck/Kurt
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: TBA
Warnings: dub-con and non-con are the major ones and I'll post more as I finish each chapter.
Summary: Kurt Hummel gets six months in Lima Minimum Security Prison. Puck is his cellmate.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6
Completed Multipart Stories
Title: Yo, Hudson!
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Word Count: 5580 words
Spoilers: Up to Theatricality.
Summary: Puck has an interesting reaction to the whole basement conversation.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6
Title: Yo, Puckerman! “The Yo. Hudson! Sequel.
Author:emo_chick_87
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Word Count:1800ish words
Spoilers: Up to Theatricality.
Genre: Romance/Angst with a splash of H/C
Summary: Puck experiences his first anniversary week.
Title: Saturday, 1:08 am.
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Word Count:200ish words (Drabble)
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Kurt has an unpleasant experience while working the graveyard shift. A steam of consciousness kind of thing. Kinda dark.
Title: Monday, 3:28 am.
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: Hard R for angsty sex.
Word Count:1200ish words
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Kurt deals with that unpleasant experience while working the graveyard shift. A steam of consciousness kind of thing. Kinda dark.
Title: Kiss With A Fist
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: NC-17 for language/sex.
Word Count: 7210 words
Warnings: hair pulling, biting, D/S play, slight daddy kink. This is a HARD NC-17 story after the introduction.
Summary: When Puck manhandles one of the football players for messing with his boyfriend, Kurt is forced to confess all the kinks he's been hiding.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
Title: Turnabout Is Fair Play- The 'Kiss With A Fist' Sequel
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: NC-17 for language/sex.
Word Count:1800ish words
Warnings: This chapter has toys, hair pulling, biting, D/S play, small mention of blood play, bondage so quick that if you blink you’ll miss it.
Summary: After a year in Seattle, Puck decides he wants a mark of his own.
Title: Gemma And The Hallway Hands
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck, Finn/Mercedes, Will/Gemma (OC)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 25,636 words
Summary: McKinley High gets a new school nurse and she takes special notice of one Noah Puckerman... Get your mind out of the gutter... not that kind of notice.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14
Title: Ava
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 16,568
Warnings: Talk of a still-born birth at one point but mostly just some naughty language
Summary: The boys take small steps to figuring out what being a family means.
Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four
Title: Caught The Last Train To Martyrdom around 2 AM
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 15,497
Warnings: The aftermath of a hate crime but without descriptions of the actually event. Also graphic penetrative sex between the boys.
Summary: Kurt getting hurt leads to the entire world meeting a new version of Noah Puckerman.
Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four
Title: Music, Movies and Maudlin Melodramas aka 30 times Puck and Kurt had to suffer through the indignity of pop culture revealing deep meaningful truths.
Pairing,Character(s): Puck/Kurt
Rating: PG
Word Count: 15 859 in two parts
Summary: My contribution to the puckurt 30 day drabble challenge. They all form one long story.
Part One Part Two
Title: Your Beauty Effulgent by emo_chick_87
Word Count: 15,309 in Total
Characters: Puck, Kurt, Sarah Puckerman, Norah Puckerman, Drusilla
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: violence, character death (pretty unavoidable when dealing with vamp fic), sex between the boys, brief descriptions of captivity/torture
Summary: When Drusilla waltzed into Lima she was looking for someone to replace her William. A shiny new boy the glowed. She found Puck. When she chose him she didn't see his stubborn will, the might with which he would fight for his soul. And she certainly didn't see the boy made of sugar cane and power that danced in his heart.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6
Title: Daydream In That Small Town
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck, Burt
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2500ish words
Warnings: Character Death.
Summary: Kurt loses someone he loves.
Written for the puckurt Diva-Off. Won Third Place.
Title: What Sarah Said
Author:emo_chick_87
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck, Norah Puckerman, Sarah Puckerman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2815 words
Warnings: Non-main Character Death.
Summary: Puck loses someone he loves. A companion piece to Daydream In That Small Town
One-shots/Drabbles
Title: I Would Do Anything
Author: emo_chick_87
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2650ish
Character(s)/Pairing(s):Puck/Kurt
Summary: Puck and Kurt had an interesting summer. When Puck sings to Kurt in September it all come rushing back to them. Written for the Diva Off At puckurt . Won Second Place.
Title: Something For The Fellas (that like the fellas)
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Word Count:2400ish words
Spoilers: Season One and all seasons of Queer as Folk.
Genre: Romance/Humor(I hope)
Warnings: None... Heavy borderline abusive use of italics
Summary: Jonny McGovern help Puck tell Kurt he's gay and wants to bang him.
Title: You're My Phone Star
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: R-ish for language/sexytimes.
Word Count:1400ish words
Warnings: Homophobic language.
Summary: A lost phone changes Kurt's life forever.
Title: Little Sister
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck, Natalia (OC)
Rating: PG for language.
Word Count:2800ish words
Summary: Kurt, Puck and his sister meet at a Wal-Mart.
Title: It Was Raining
Pairing,Character(s): Mike Chang/Matt Rutherford
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1204 words
Warnings: Talk of child abuse.
Summary: For Matt, the rain means something.
Title: Sunday Morning Coming Down
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3089 words
Summary: A blind date isn't always what it seems.
Title: Bananas and Popsicles. Oh My!!!
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2122 words
Warnings: boy on boy sexytimes/ hardcore blowjobs/ slight D/S undertones
Summary: All the gleeks are sitting at a table together in the cafeteria during lunch and Kurt - after teasing Puck mercilessly by first eating a banana and then sucking on a popsicle for dessert - somehow manages to slip underneath the table unnoticed.
Title: From Loving Too Much
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck, Burt
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2000 words
Summary: Burt Hummel means something to everyone. Even the ones you might not think of.
Title: The Yank
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Puck
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3119 words
Warnings: boy on boy sexytimes/ hardcore sex/ slight D/S undertones/ breathplay
Summary: Puck takes a viagra and it gives him a super-huge-perma-erection! The problem? No matter what he does it just WON'T go away! Especially since Kurt apparently decided that he needed to wear the tightest and shortest short-shorts ever that day, of all days!
Title: Tatter Tots and Broken Hearts
Pairing,Character(s): Mercedes, Finn (slight Fiercedes if you squint)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 860
Summary: Mercedes' reaction to the hallway conversation. If you saw it you know what I'm talking about.
AN: This is NOT Kurt-bashing. I love him very much. But he was kind of a cock in this episode and this had to be done.
Title: The Puckerman Compendium
Pairing,Character(s): Puck/Kurt
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5179
Warnings: slight d/s undertones, rimming, biting, barebacking
Summary: Kurt finds that he's developed a thing for bad boys, and he just happens to go to school with the sexiest bad boy he's ever known, Noah Puckerman.
Title: Falling In Love With You Is Like Going Bankrupt
Pairing,Character(s): Puck/Kurt
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1527
Summary: Kurt tries to understand what the hell Puck is talking about.
Title: New York, New York By Way Of Lima, Ohio (links to original post)
Summary: Snow, Airports and a sexy stranger. That's Kurt Hummel's Christmas this year.
Rating: R-ish
Warning(s): AU, slight mentions of sex, a bit of angst
Word Count: 3796
Title: Happy Merry Winter Solstice(links to original post)
Pairing(s): Puck/Kurt
Summary: Kurt and Puck spend Christmas with their new family.
Rating: PG
Warning(s): None I can think of.
Word Count: 1971
Title: If You Want Me
Pairing,Character(s): Mercedes/Finn
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3894
Summary: Fives times a guy in New Directions kissed Mercedes and the one time one of them made love to her.
Title: Bathroom Kinks and Miscreants
Pairing,Character(s): Puck/Kurt
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8674
Warnings: waterports (urine drinking), d/s undertone, rape fantasy roleplay
Summary: I don't even know how to summarize this. Um... Kurt has a kink. Puck has a kink. They decide to kink together.
Scrawl Calibur Drabbles
Puck/Kurt
Title: Week 1
Rating: PG - R
Word Count: 1810
Warnings: slight sexual situations/Puck as a vampire
Summary: Seven Daily Drabbles
Title: Week 2
Rating: PG - R
Word Count: 2561
Warnings: slight sexual situations
Summary: Seven Daily Drabbles
Title: 2 Weeks
Rating: PG - R
Word Count: 5264
Warnings: a homophobic slur, sexual situations, talk of previous domestic violence.
Summary: Fourteen Daily Drabbles
Finn/Mercedes
Title: Week 1
Rating: PG - R
Word Count: 1143
Warnings: slight sexual situations
Summary: Seven Daily Drabbles
Title: Week 2
Rating: PG - R
Word Count: 2453
Warnings: slight sexual situations
Summary: Seven Daily Drabbles
Title: 2 Weeks
Rating: PG - R
Word Count: 6109
Warnings: bullying violence/blood, Aftermath of an attempted rape, talk of previous domestic violence, sexual situations.
Summary: Fourteen Daily Drabbles
Real Person Slash/Fiction
Disclaimer: This is ENTIRELY FICTION. Bro, as much as I wish, this NEVER happened.
Title: First, Second and Third
Pairing,Character(s): Mark Salling/Chris Colfer
Rating: PG
Summary: Chris thinks about all the times he'd been kissed.
AN: This is my first RPF/RPS fic. Nervous doesn't really cover it. Inspired by the video of Chris and Kathy Griffin.
Word Count: 1595 words
Title: One Note of Cheesy 80's Music Away from Some Kind Of Wonderful
Pairing,Character(s): Mark Salling/Chris Colfer
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Someone from the past changes Chris' future.
Word Count: 1595 words