you buttfucking son of a bitch!
so in case you couldn't tell, the new journal theme is pink and feminine in tribute to bob.
earlier this morning, me, bob & sam went to spy on amy's father as we do nearly every other sunday morning.
we usually steal his paper & watch him look pissed off about it not being there. i think we have contributed to at least 2 newspaper deliverers being fired.
today was no exception.
he always comes outside in this bathrobe and these funny socks.
he's also very fat and bald. he probably smells odd. he looks like the type anyway.
after that, we were pissed cuz we wanted chickfilla but it's closed on sundays. they are hardcore christians over at the chicken place. those fuckers.
we decided to go make trouble at John's girlfriend's house cuz we don't much like her. she's trampy like that brody lass.
she was not home for some reason. i think she was at church confessing all her sins or something stupid like that.
we don't know where she keeps her spare key so we couldn't go inside her apartment. we decided to sit on the bench at the bus stop across the street & wait for her to get home or something.
john drove by and was like hey what are you guys doing here?
and we were like uhhh just waiting for the bus...so john said get in i'll give you a ride. he was going over to steph's house to play scrabble for some gay school project. we decided to go to steph's house with him and go swimming in her pool again. we got there & stephanie was all pissed off & beating her brother up. she was yelling about him calling this 1-900 number and messing around in her bedroom yesterday. and their mom was yelling about tommy's dress pants being all wet & how he had to wear jeans to church because of that. it was really funny.
haha raph was the 1 who wore that kid's pants swimming yesterday.
earlier this morning, me, bob & sam went to spy on amy's father as we do nearly every other sunday morning.
we usually steal his paper & watch him look pissed off about it not being there. i think we have contributed to at least 2 newspaper deliverers being fired.
today was no exception.
he always comes outside in this bathrobe and these funny socks.
he's also very fat and bald. he probably smells odd. he looks like the type anyway.
after that, we were pissed cuz we wanted chickfilla but it's closed on sundays. they are hardcore christians over at the chicken place. those fuckers.
we decided to go make trouble at John's girlfriend's house cuz we don't much like her. she's trampy like that brody lass.
she was not home for some reason. i think she was at church confessing all her sins or something stupid like that.
we don't know where she keeps her spare key so we couldn't go inside her apartment. we decided to sit on the bench at the bus stop across the street & wait for her to get home or something.
john drove by and was like hey what are you guys doing here?
and we were like uhhh just waiting for the bus...so john said get in i'll give you a ride. he was going over to steph's house to play scrabble for some gay school project. we decided to go to steph's house with him and go swimming in her pool again. we got there & stephanie was all pissed off & beating her brother up. she was yelling about him calling this 1-900 number and messing around in her bedroom yesterday. and their mom was yelling about tommy's dress pants being all wet & how he had to wear jeans to church because of that. it was really funny.
haha raph was the 1 who wore that kid's pants swimming yesterday.