the osbournes

[emmyslife]

Last night I had a dream that all these celebrities were at my school for the talent show. I said "Hi" to Sarah Jessica Parker, and Reese Witherspoon. All the celebs were in suits and expensive dresses, and we (the students) were sitting on the floor with jeans. It was like a hotel in the back, but then my school in the front [foyer]. It was weird. I saw Ashton Kutcher and Dakota Fanning. I love that kid!
Anyway, Kelly Osbourne was sitting behind me, and I'm like, "OMG, I have your CD and I watch your show EVERY Tuesday!" And she's like, "Oh thanks!" So I said, "How's Jack doing?" "Wha?" "How's Jack? Your brother?" "Oh he's fine, thanks for asking!" And she had earrings on her next, A K * * L*Y. Like that, lol. So cute. Now I love her more than ever. I think I will join a community. And I'm playing her CD right now, too. I wish I could meet Kelly. And I think I'm developing a little bit of a crush on Jack!!!

In honor of The Osbournes:



You're Lola, the English Bulldog!

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You're kelly, staight up. You could be swapped in
the night if she ever wanted to take a secret
vacation like that in that Kevin Kline movie,
Dave. How do you like that, you take a Kelly
Osbourne quiz only to find out you're Dave.
I'm fucking sorry about that.

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