Missing my "girls"...
Sooo... after a bottle of Dennis' homemade beer and a not-so-small green apple martini, I present to you:
"Toe Biter: the Life of Albert Einstein II" (sung to the tune "Gold Digger" by Kanye West)
He bites my toesies
When I'm asleep
Yeah he's a triflin'
Foof indeed
Oh he's a toe-biter
Way over time
That nibbles on me
LMAO I love being buzzed! Now all I need is some estrogen to accompany me!
DOWN WITH TESTOSTERONE! UP WITH ESTROGEN AND PROGESTERONE! It gets lonely being the only girl around...
"Toe Biter: the Life of Albert Einstein II" (sung to the tune "Gold Digger" by Kanye West)
He bites my toesies
When I'm asleep
Yeah he's a triflin'
Foof indeed
Oh he's a toe-biter
Way over time
That nibbles on me
LMAO I love being buzzed! Now all I need is some estrogen to accompany me!
DOWN WITH TESTOSTERONE! UP WITH ESTROGEN AND PROGESTERONE! It gets lonely being the only girl around...