The comments at
this article are hilarious (the article on the other hand? Is crap). I think this one is my favorite one:
Stephenie Meyer, just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all do.
Wait. No. This one wins:
Have you ever hear of me, Twilight?
Posted by: Thesaurus
In other Twilight-related news, I'm trying to get my friend the Cannibal to read the books. She thought that Harry Potter wasn't very well-written (although she didn't hate it), so I'm looking forward to the rage that Twilight would inspire. I can't wait.
Edit: fixed link tags...
Edit again: I gave into temptation and left a comment. Here's a hint, it's about a certain scrappy baseball player.