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Nov 11, 2004 21:27

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In response to the advertisment posted on Livejournal.com lorieyn November 12 2004, 07:45:57 UTC
To whom it may concern:

Currently at the threshold of my career with an expected degree so that I can hang it on the wall, I have been researching companies of interest that I feel would be a good fit for my "professional" interests. After learning about your advertisement on Livejournal.com I am very interested in joining your organization as a companion to assist in biding your time pleasantly and administering hand a foot, as in one, rubs.

I realize you will need to know a bit more about me in order to consider me as suitable candidate; for this reason, I am available for interviews and testing, or my resume is available upon request for your review as the second step in the application process. I trust you will find my early experience to be a strong indicator of what I would contribute as a skilled, eccentric and amusing member of your innovative team of shoulders to lean on.

In my current position as a friend and "companion" with various rare and unusual people, a leading provider of the eccentric and eclectic peoples of America, I am greatly enjoying the challenges my dual role has to offer. In this unique position *laughs*, I work collaboratively with a talented team of gamers, role players, re-enactors, singers, artists and writers in the development of eerything and anything creative and/or strange.

As a polyamourous lover, I have learned a lot about multitasking and diversity at all levels of various relationships. I can be successful and amusing as either the top or the bottom. My technical acumen and ability to entertain, relax, and diffuse the tensions of daily stresses has contributed to effective communication, problem analysis, and resolutions from common to complex tensions in one's bodily nature. Combined, I am confident I would be an asset to your support network in New York.

Thank you in advance for your time and consideration. I hope to speak with you soon or come in for a more personal interview and analyzation of the skills I have to offer.

Sincerely,
A

PS. I am at work and bored.... this is why companies deny internet access to people now..... *smiles*

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Re: In response to the advertisment posted on Livejournal.com emmylee November 12 2004, 13:54:00 UTC
faaaaantastic. :)

APPROVED!

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