So I Guess I'm A Runner Now
My friend has decided I need to go running with her. I have decided that it's probably a good plan since I'd like to have sex again sometime this decade.
Running, HOWEVER, is not an easily picked up skill.
It's fucking HARD.
She's got some app on her phone that helps you go from No Running to Run a 5K Why Don't You in blah blah time. Today we warmed up for 5 minutes, ran for a minute then walked for a minute & a half for 25 minutes, then a 5 minute cool down and some stretching. Sounds easy, right?
IT IS NOT.
I mean...I did it. Not well, but I did it. And we're gonna do it three days a week until I look better naked. It's a good goal. An important goal. One to remember when I feel like I can't get a good breath and my fucking leg muscles want to melt off my bones.
*bangs head on desk* Look. *bangs* Better. *bangs* Naked. *bangs*
...fuck.
Running, HOWEVER, is not an easily picked up skill.
It's fucking HARD.
She's got some app on her phone that helps you go from No Running to Run a 5K Why Don't You in blah blah time. Today we warmed up for 5 minutes, ran for a minute then walked for a minute & a half for 25 minutes, then a 5 minute cool down and some stretching. Sounds easy, right?
IT IS NOT.
I mean...I did it. Not well, but I did it. And we're gonna do it three days a week until I look better naked. It's a good goal. An important goal. One to remember when I feel like I can't get a good breath and my fucking leg muscles want to melt off my bones.
*bangs head on desk* Look. *bangs* Better. *bangs* Naked. *bangs*
...fuck.