The Legend of Mike Singletary
Hullo LJ!
It's football season and my friends and I are a part of the 49er faithful, enjoying the living CRAP out of Mike Singletary's 49er team of 2009. We've started telling myths and legends around the pizza table on Sundays about Singletary and his use of football pads to keep his team *cough* Vernon Davis *cough* in line and I just wanted a place to write them down, collect them, so we can put out the word of his great and legendary story.
So here some of them are... (these are just from this morning, after it was announced that Crabtree stopped being a douchey tool)
@ sprqman Oh great, considering all the training camp he missed he might be ready in week 17. Singletary better strap on the pads....
@ shelbster I bet Singletary had the pads ready in case he signed with the 9ers & once The Whiner suits up, it's pain time!
@ sprqman I bet he sleeps with his pads under his bed in case Crabtree comes in crying about having a nightmare
@ shelbster Haha, I bet he sleeps with his pads on hoping someone breaks in and brings a knife to a singletary-in-pads fight. Poor Crabtree.
@ sprqman Mike Singletary doesn't sleep, he waits in his hallway in full gear to tackle anyone who breaks into his house.
@ tedmustard Imagine the horror stories of the few robbers who lived to tell the tale of those huge eyes floating in the dark, waiting.
@ sprqman "The last thing i remember is him shouting 'You done opened the wrong can of worms, boy!' and then HIS EYES."
LOL... more to come, I'm sure...
It's football season and my friends and I are a part of the 49er faithful, enjoying the living CRAP out of Mike Singletary's 49er team of 2009. We've started telling myths and legends around the pizza table on Sundays about Singletary and his use of football pads to keep his team *cough* Vernon Davis *cough* in line and I just wanted a place to write them down, collect them, so we can put out the word of his great and legendary story.
So here some of them are... (these are just from this morning, after it was announced that Crabtree stopped being a douchey tool)
@ sprqman Oh great, considering all the training camp he missed he might be ready in week 17. Singletary better strap on the pads....
@ shelbster I bet Singletary had the pads ready in case he signed with the 9ers & once The Whiner suits up, it's pain time!
@ sprqman I bet he sleeps with his pads under his bed in case Crabtree comes in crying about having a nightmare
@ shelbster Haha, I bet he sleeps with his pads on hoping someone breaks in and brings a knife to a singletary-in-pads fight. Poor Crabtree.
@ sprqman Mike Singletary doesn't sleep, he waits in his hallway in full gear to tackle anyone who breaks into his house.
@ tedmustard Imagine the horror stories of the few robbers who lived to tell the tale of those huge eyes floating in the dark, waiting.
@ sprqman "The last thing i remember is him shouting 'You done opened the wrong can of worms, boy!' and then HIS EYES."
LOL... more to come, I'm sure...