my name is Mike, I have three dogs and fifteen cats. I live with my mom. She doesnt like the cats adn threatens to eat them and feed them to me for dinner. she likes the dogs...a little too much infact. i work at the ship building company. we make fishing boats mostly, at least I do. it's a fun job. lots of people to meet. I have a glass eye. and once it feel out when i was welding the boat...it stuck to the welding. somewhere there is a fishing boat with an eye at the stern. if you see it, let the people know, maybe they can give it back to me. thus far i just have an eye patch, it's not a very cool one either. it's pink and white cow print. yeah, not too cool when youre trying to get dates with the ladies at the park. i take my dogs there--a lab, a terrier, and a boxer-- they are nice dogs and help me get dates. the only problem is i never get dates. dumb dogs; i dont like them very much. maybe i should go on one of those singles websites and find a girlfriend, somethign like that. who knows. maybe i can find someone who lieks cats
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You suck at writing.
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