Buzzer Beat - Special Double Feature! (8/31 AND 9/7)
9:00 - Recap: Crying out the window! Hugging! Kissing! Again with the falling over!
9:00 - I don't think YamaP took his shoes off before he left the genkan.
9:01 - Awwww they said suki. Ewwwww more kissing.
9:02 - HIDE OMG NOBODY MUST EVER FIND YOU HERE!
9:02 - Oh yeah, I'd forgotten it was her birthday party.
9:03 - So many points to you if you climb out the window!
9:04 - Don't wanna hear that shit about Christmas Cake, Mai! I hates you.
9:05 - Poor Wakayama boy, sleeping in his little closet
9:06 - I'm sorry I just can't stop laughing at YamaP
9:07 - Opening theme! Early this week!
9:08 - You're not very good at the sneaking out quietly thing.... btw, is your basketball stuff still down on the court out there?
9:09 - Oooooh it's the ring box! But don't worry 'cause I told him I like somebody else so that makes everything ok
9:10 - And now you're thinking about how that'll affect your playing time, yes? That's why you look so worried while hugging her.
9:11 - Awwwww they're holding hands! Go wakayama boy!
9:12 - baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaareta!
9:12 - PAPER AIRPLANES OF LOVE!
9:14 - Well that was awkward
9:15 - I didn't do anything worse than what you did!
9:15 - whatever, I am going to be bitchy anyway.
9:17 - hey, you can totally have a shoujo manga life. and it SUCKS.
9:18 - my experience with guys sports, there aren't nearly enough half-naked guys sitting around in that locker room
9:18 - again, one of you has no idea how to run properly. YamaP, i'm looking at you here.
9:19 - hold your panic attack, i have to answer the phone
9:20 - well that was sucky, getting yelled at in front of the audience and then losing some pay over it
9:21 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING YAMAP I THINK I AM TRAUMATIZED FOR FOREVER.
9:21 - honestly i never listen to a word your mom says and just fill in my own stuff about the quiz show.
9:22 - you read your own press? i never could. creeped me out.
9:23 - NOW you remember that chat you had with your coach re: his girlfriend?!
9:24 - oh, it's the green watch this time. you know, a bounce pass would prolly be easier on her, if she's complaining about it being so heavy
9:25 - i am busy, so i can't cook for you, so here have this recipe of what i WOULD have made. that's kinda cheap.
9:26 - SPYING FROM THE TAXI! wtf is up with people spying in this show?
9:28 - WORST. SET. OF. LINES. EVER.
9:28 - I like how they made sure to have an american flag in the background, just so we all remember where coach is.
9:29 - The black guy got some lines! Go black dude!
9:29 - Seriously Riko, you should listen to Mai. Hanging out with YamaP's ex-girlfriend, when you've just started dating him, is A BAD IDEA. Believe me, I know.
9:30 - Are you wearing a SACK?! Did you just walk out of a Gackt PV?
9:31 - Did you really just lay claim to YamaP with the "I've been his fan longer!" fangirl defense?
9:32 - THIS IS FUCKED UP. YOU ARE TALKING WITH HIS EX - WHO JUST HAPPENED TO BE CHEATING ON HIM WITH HIS TEAMMATE - ABOUT WHAT YOU LIKE ABOUT YAMAP.
9:33 - PINK SHIRT. I think we have to have one (at least) an episode.
9:33 - Oh Wakayama boy, I love you. I think she would have gone out with you even if you'd missed.
9:34 - If you're dating Mai, does that mean you don't have to sleep in the closet anymore?
9:35 - Mai isn't very good at hugging.
9:37 - Ooooh it's Yoyogi's turn to brick everything!
9:37 - HAHAHAHAHA I like her description of how he plays - jikomanzoku no baske!
9:39 - kotaerarenai kanji? FUZAKENNA! .....wait, wrong show.
9:41 - they have phones and email in the inaka, don't they?
9:42 - he's not gonna listen to you, mom, even if it's not completely better, he would rather play basketball than take a break.
9:43 - GAH just let it GO, girl!
9:43 - that's some crap defense, YamaP. Get your ass DOWN
9:44 - does Mai do all the cooking for you guys? or Wakayama boy?
9:44 - yay, naked wakayama boy!
9:45 - i don't believe you don't have an umbrella - you're a japanese girl.
9:46 - i think i would have mailed and said "how about you meet me inside, instead?"
9:47 - everyone is sooooooooo worried about his ankle. that's not gonna change the fact that he's gonna push it too hard so he'll end up nicely damaged, you know.
9:48 - wait, that's chuutohanpa? he's giving you his umbrella AND gave you a towel to dry off with. unless that's a towel he used during practice, so it's all sweaty and gross. then you've got right to complain.
9:49 - ikanai de! except he totally should get out of there.
9:50 - no, leave her alone, she's a bitch!
9:50 - tortise, the semi are TOTALLY annoying. thanks for the support! except i don't like pepsi next.
9:52 - NEXT WEEK: BITCHINESS! FIGHTS! AIRBALLS! YAMAP MAN-BOOBS!
9:00 - recap! hug from behind! sitting in the rain! don't leave me alone! holding hands! lonely riko!
9:01 - awkward moments! so much more common than precious ones.
9:02 - I hope YamaP is sadder that he has to walk out in that rain without an umbrella now, and not so sad about the girl walking away from him.
9:02 - seriously, my phone ALWAYS cuts out when i really need it
9:03 - lol does EVERYONE strip the moment they step in the genkan?
9:03 - it's not that hard to make french toast, yo.
9:05 - don't you be giving me no swine flu, yamap!
9:05 - saved by the keitai!
9:05 - oohhhhhh this is bitchy "he was late 'cause of me, but don't mind!"
9:06 - LOL I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET A COLD too late, he's already got swine flu!
9:07 - that was the BEST tadaima EVER
9:08 - those are some amazing puffball earrings, mai.
9:08 - PINK SHIRT
9:09 - opening theme! sometimes I hear this song in my sleep.
9:10 - also, sometimes I wish I'd gotten one of the team t-shirts when I was in odaiba, 'cause I could wear it and giggle all day long.
9:12 - do they check for swine flu at this medical check? also, that's another different watch on yamap!
9:13 - at least you got your towel back, yo.
9:14 - and it's ANOTHER new watch!
9:14 - .....this is yet another awkward moment. Hey guy I was going to date, I'm actually dating this guy sitting here next to me!
9:15 - that's a change, the girl's not stuck in the kitchen
9:16 - oh, now she's going to take over 'cause that's her proper place
9:18 - awwww how cute, you got fat together!
9:20 - You could try calling him back, you know! perhaps at a time when he's not trying to call you!
9:21 - I'm not sure he wants to hear about you and YamaP, really. I think we have discovered what girl he's interested in! [this is my surprised face]
9:22 - Yup, just working my way through all the cheerleaders, don't mind me....
9:24 - you first, no you first, no you first, oh nevermind, yeah - it was nothing.
9:27 - "your father and i have talked it over and decided that you should quit your dreams, get married and have babies."
9:29 - you really should just avoid that girl, you know. no good can come out of hanging around with her...
9:30 - yeah, she's a bitch.
9:31 - come on mai, save the day!
9:32 - you can talk shit about me 'cause i have no jishin, but don't you talk about yamap like that!
9:33 - MAI I LIKE YOU I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT YOUR BONSAI HAIR.
9:33 - FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
9:34 - oh wakayama boy, i love you
9:35 - i don't know anything about it, but i'm gonna keep talking just enough to give everyone the wrong impression and start rumors flying!
9:39 - and, yes, that's another different watch.
9:42 - so, you're always thinking about YamaP.... but you ARE still technically dating his coach, yes?
9:43 - I think I detected a bit of a jump in that jumpshot!
9:43 - damn straight i never answer a shiranai number. if it's important they'll leave a message.
9:44 - i'm gonna go back to the inaka, get married, and have babies. it's what my family expects of me.
9:45 - i'm done cheating with yoyogi, so uhhhhhh......
9:45 - but i've just started cheating with riko, so uhhhhhh......
9:46 - so i don't think there's any future in this conversation
9:47 - Coach is back! Time for more awkward moments!
9:48 - Thanks for all the boxes, they will be very useful. But i'd like to return the ring.
9:48 - Well, there goes YamaP's playing time!
9:49 - I like how everyone keeps going on about how yasashii YamaP is. It makes me giggle.
9:50 - Aaaaaaaaaaaawkwaaaaaaaaaaaard!!
9:50 - and here comes YamaP bearing his single sunflower! dun dun duuuuuuuun!
9:52 - NEXT WEEK: SAYONARA I'M MOVIN' TO THE COUNTRY TO HAVE ME SOME BABIES