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emmlaar is being stalked on Livejournal!
fushi is stalking emmlaar
fushi’s REAL name :
Jenine Newell
fushi’s REAL DOB :
21st November 1976
Height :179 cm
Weight : 99.3 kg
fushi has dreamt about you :
12 times
fushi became interested in you :
24th February 2004
fushi’s latest dream about you
emmlaar is awoken by the heavy breathing of fushi who is sitting on your bed stroking a fat ginger cat. Your stalker winks at you and pat’s you on the groin whilst you attempt to cower in horror beneath your bed linen.
This is how fushi describes your relationship behind your back
‘We’re star-crossed lovers! We could not possibly be in love anymore than we already are.’
fushi’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
Since meeting emmlaar in , fushi has managed to collect around 10 of emmlaar’s old TV remotes.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
fushi has emmlaar tattooed right across their chest.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I think I’ve just creamed myself thinking about you. There’s no tissue paper in the house to clear up the mess so I’ve used this card instead.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
22 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, is that the police? This is emmlaar, could you send someone over quick, a mad fucker by the name of fushi is trying to knock my front door down with an axe."
fushi’s Police File
Society will be much more dangerous if fushi is free.
Testimonies about fushi
princesswhore - Nosy old hen
‘To be honest there was always something about fushi that gave me the creeps. Gave off a really weird smell. Almost like a decomposing racoon.’
mellowdistress - Mixes vodka with Whiskey
‘You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I’m becoming a recluse.’
jezebeiie - Snorts Lucozade tablets
‘Boring. I know emmlaar and fushi really love each other. They are both just seeking attention. Just get married and stop the fucking games already! Jesus!’