Santa
So I stumbled across an article about the "14 lies that parents need to stop telling their children- Part 1", and this has to be my favorite part - I just needed to share: (emphasis mine)
Santa
Breaks into your house, eats all your food and maybe leaves you some tainted toys from China. And that's if he deems you as “good.” If not he leaves you coal (which with today's fuel prices might not be the worst gift). And how does he know whether you are good or not? He's been watching you. He's always got his eyes on you. You know who else watches you all the time and decides whether you are good or not? Buffalo Bill. If you get a stocking full of skin lotion, I’d move.
... I'm morbid, I know.
And this is what I do with my summer vacation - finding fun things on the internet. :)
(http://babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/archive/2008/07/15/14-Lies-Parents-Need-to-Stop-Telling-Their-Kids-_2800_Part-1_2900_.aspx)
Santa
Breaks into your house, eats all your food and maybe leaves you some tainted toys from China. And that's if he deems you as “good.” If not he leaves you coal (which with today's fuel prices might not be the worst gift). And how does he know whether you are good or not? He's been watching you. He's always got his eyes on you. You know who else watches you all the time and decides whether you are good or not? Buffalo Bill. If you get a stocking full of skin lotion, I’d move.
... I'm morbid, I know.
And this is what I do with my summer vacation - finding fun things on the internet. :)
(http://babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/archive/2008/07/15/14-Lies-Parents-Need-to-Stop-Telling-Their-Kids-_2800_Part-1_2900_.aspx)