trumped.

[emmerick]

I have no regrets. It's just cute... I found if I visualize everyone I hate and want to punch as a squeaky toy, I can't help but be smitten.

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[emmerick]

Totally, how can one not Squee!??

[sabotlours]

Ooooo! I wanna be a squeaky toy!

[emmerick]

Oh you, latex and plastic kink-master!

[archethereal]

...yeah, i'm tagging this. stealing this. lifting it. brilliant.

isn't it nice? luring disco dollies to a life of vice.

[emmerick]

Sex Dwarf, luring disco dollies to a life of vice, hahahahaha. Best tabloid headline in decades.