My Day, By: Sarah-Ann Knotts
I dropped my lip gloss in the toilet at school, flushed it accidently, water started spewing and I
laughed.
Between fifth and sixth, I think, some black girl is yelling SIERRAA in the hall, so I start singing cursive, she turns around, calls me a cracker (OMGSTERIOTYPICAL) and that was pretty funny, too.
Then I get home and my 10 year old redheaded brother tells me how he planted cigarette-exploding sticks in all three of my aunt's cigarettes so when they lit them they'd pop all over their faces in this big black blog.
I will tell you there is nothing as amazing as having them all light up at the same time and having said cigarettes explode almost simultaneously.
I will also tell you there is nothing better than seeing three middle aged woman with black dust covering their face, each with an exploded cigarette hanging from their mouth.
Also, also, I will tell you I am so done with stupid kids who do nothing but sit around and pretend they are worth my time.
The end.
laughed.
Between fifth and sixth, I think, some black girl is yelling SIERRAA in the hall, so I start singing cursive, she turns around, calls me a cracker (OMGSTERIOTYPICAL) and that was pretty funny, too.
Then I get home and my 10 year old redheaded brother tells me how he planted cigarette-exploding sticks in all three of my aunt's cigarettes so when they lit them they'd pop all over their faces in this big black blog.
I will tell you there is nothing as amazing as having them all light up at the same time and having said cigarettes explode almost simultaneously.
I will also tell you there is nothing better than seeing three middle aged woman with black dust covering their face, each with an exploded cigarette hanging from their mouth.
Also, also, I will tell you I am so done with stupid kids who do nothing but sit around and pretend they are worth my time.
The end.