something a little different
hello livejournal people, it's erm... tom, updating emma's livejournal. she doesn't know how to upload and use photos on lj (i can hear dave laughing all the way from swansea) and so i'm doing it. i wasn't just going to do this service for free, of course - emma has also let me caption the photos and, indeed, pretty much write this whole livejournal myself.
now emma has gone to great lengths explaining who everyone in the photos are but, let's be honest, no one really cares. photo time!
so that's erm... (reads msn conversation with emma) ellena and er, haha, someone called 'posy', and then of course we have our very own jo and kel. i love how kel here is holding what appears to be an imaginary dong. in fact, on second glance, it appears ellena is also holding her own imaginary penis. i wonder what sigmund freud would make of this blatant example of penis envy, and the fact that kel requires two hands.
sweet LORD, that guy is ugly. he looks like an extra off of lord of the rings. this is what emma had to say about him:
Emma says:
second one is of me and a guy who i hate called sam
Emma says:
i actually hate him
Emma says:
he is probably the most annoying person on the planet
all i can say is: look out, sam! i think you might have a new secret admirer.
not much to say about this one, except that jo has clearly just trodden on something horribley spikey.
yes, i agree - magnification is required
only a mother could love that face. and er, posy, evidently.
look out crimewatch, it looks like we've got two new mugshots! now i'm not sure what i like more about this photo - the fact the two people involved are pulling the stupidest faces in the world (especially rick), or the fact that sam here is blatantly trying to date rape rick
i have no idea what he's putting in his drink, but i can guarantee rick had a really bad night.
emma has labelled these two 'small james' and 'gabriel'. she has failed to label the extremely wrinkley man on the left, in the background. ah, i love these 'drinking in the shot' shots, you always look stupid doing that. much like gabriel, who is daintily drinking his little malibu and coke through a straw. gabriel is clearly 'small james' pimp, and believe me, that nickname doesn't refer to his height.
i absolutely love kel's face in this one. on the surface it's saying 'hi! i'm having a good time!' when in reality it's saying 'i am wedged between big ears and a fat ugly version of ed slaney!'.
lock up your daughters tonight general! the boys are out in force and they look very, very sweaty.
jo is clearly trying to steal scott's wallet here.
so yeah i'm sure everyone concerned had a great night, it's been fun... evaluating it.
tune it next time on emma's livejournal, where i won't be writing anymore, but i'm sure emma can be relied upon to provide another well conceived and content-full update!
now emma has gone to great lengths explaining who everyone in the photos are but, let's be honest, no one really cares. photo time!
so that's erm... (reads msn conversation with emma) ellena and er, haha, someone called 'posy', and then of course we have our very own jo and kel. i love how kel here is holding what appears to be an imaginary dong. in fact, on second glance, it appears ellena is also holding her own imaginary penis. i wonder what sigmund freud would make of this blatant example of penis envy, and the fact that kel requires two hands.
sweet LORD, that guy is ugly. he looks like an extra off of lord of the rings. this is what emma had to say about him:
Emma says:
second one is of me and a guy who i hate called sam
Emma says:
i actually hate him
Emma says:
he is probably the most annoying person on the planet
all i can say is: look out, sam! i think you might have a new secret admirer.
not much to say about this one, except that jo has clearly just trodden on something horribley spikey.
yes, i agree - magnification is required
only a mother could love that face. and er, posy, evidently.
look out crimewatch, it looks like we've got two new mugshots! now i'm not sure what i like more about this photo - the fact the two people involved are pulling the stupidest faces in the world (especially rick), or the fact that sam here is blatantly trying to date rape rick
i have no idea what he's putting in his drink, but i can guarantee rick had a really bad night.
emma has labelled these two 'small james' and 'gabriel'. she has failed to label the extremely wrinkley man on the left, in the background. ah, i love these 'drinking in the shot' shots, you always look stupid doing that. much like gabriel, who is daintily drinking his little malibu and coke through a straw. gabriel is clearly 'small james' pimp, and believe me, that nickname doesn't refer to his height.
i absolutely love kel's face in this one. on the surface it's saying 'hi! i'm having a good time!' when in reality it's saying 'i am wedged between big ears and a fat ugly version of ed slaney!'.
lock up your daughters tonight general! the boys are out in force and they look very, very sweaty.
jo is clearly trying to steal scott's wallet here.
so yeah i'm sure everyone concerned had a great night, it's been fun... evaluating it.
tune it next time on emma's livejournal, where i won't be writing anymore, but i'm sure emma can be relied upon to provide another well conceived and content-full update!