Dec 28, 2004 12:02
Katie and I went to the mall yest and were talking about Peter pan "I do believe in Fairies I do I do" and then today online we wrote a story and this was a major piece of it.
K, so it was me Frederick and Sabrina writing this very story u are about to read...
Once there was a ghetto princess who lived on a farm. She had amny freinds one named billy bob joe and the other was fredrikk and the other was sabrina...
and she wanted to get laid from her x husband as told by ginger
who loved pees, but he friend frederick didn't like him b/c he liked pees
so one day caitlins way her mom cam eover to her house but didnt know that there was a trap to kill the girl phoebe who was catlins ways sister.
shelby
right
ok continue
niw
now
emma
so she went to the castle
that was also a farm
to see shrek and donkey
and shelby
to recue her
rescue*
they were eating cabbage and had bad breath and scared catlins way away, so she went to the cellar to pick up some breathmints, but shelby was still there! she was going to get stabbed by a spoon to her death any munute
minute* so ..... billy bob joe comes and climbs a big mountain trying to save her roomthe dreaded sppon. for protection he brought his sidekick phoebe the cow and together they traveled to the castle. when they finally got there the realized their three obstacles: the mutant cows, the ghetto PIMPS outside the castle and the hillbilly farmers who held many devilish spoons and could spin around in cirlces like ballerina's.
first he had to go through the mutant cows, they were flying around him so he brought donkey to try to eat them,, but he had just had a sandwich
then, he had to get passed the pimps so he brought over a couple of hot ladies with ghetto booties and then they went away
(full house is on in 15 minutes)
omg
finally, to get away from the hillibilly's he needed a good plan. he decided to start a sing along but the hillbilly's started to spin and throw their spons rapidly
fullhouse!
partay
the hillbllys wre mad! grrr they saud they didn't want to sing, the hillbillys took him and brought them to there house but ti was almost too late, he needed a plan quickly. he decided to take out his saftey sizzors and cut open the door, after he did that he ran for his life, being chased by dirty hilbillies all over town he had to ride phoebe the cow the rest of the way to the castle
when he finally got to the castle he saw a man with a spoon by the window near shelby's head. he quickly brounght the fire extinquisher and hit in on the butt with it and the hillbilly feel down. he took the spoon and stupidly hit shelby with it and it looked like the end for shelby when along came... Kip!
[ that took you a while]
(yeah sry about that)
kip quickly gave shelby cpr but it didn't work, shelby was dieing, when all the sudden peter pean starting say i do believe in fairies i do i do and then the faires came and... tinkerbell came to shelby and gave her lots of lemon propel. she drank it and then... Kevin Hughes started running around his kitchen compulsively singing I do believe in Fairies i do i do, and then the fairies decided to get rid of all the spoons in the world
shleby was better, she got up , but then the fell of the cliff she grabbed hold to one of the bracnches that was about to fall, and hung there, but only a little time was remaining. she knew that she was stupid and retarted so she decided to use the propel for good. she said sorry for causing all the comotion, and for people to get hurt. she fell faster and faster when kip put a trampoline below her and she was about to hit it when all of the spoons that the fairies got rid of magically appeared in the valley(there was nowhere else to put them) and selby died
the end
Blue=katie
Red=Andrew
Purple=me
The story was originally written exactly like this:
EJC158: Once there was a ghetto princess who lived on a farm.
SwiMStaR2691: She had amny freinds one named billy bob joe and the other was fredrikk and the other was sabrina
HuFF 90: and she wanted to get laid from her x husband as told by ginger
EJC158: who loved pees, but he friend frederick didn't like him b/c he liked pees
SwiMStaR2691: so one day caitlins way her mom cam eover to hey house
SwiMStaR2691: her*
HuFF 90: but didnt know that there was a trap to kill the girl phoebe
HuFF 90: who was catlins ways sister
SwiMStaR2691: shelby
HuFF 90: right
SwiMStaR2691: ok continue
SwiMStaR2691: niw
SwiMStaR2691: now
SwiMStaR2691: emma
EJC158: so she went to the castle
EJC158: that was also a farm
SwiMStaR2691: to see shrek and donkey
SwiMStaR2691: and shelby
SwiMStaR2691: to recue her
SwiMStaR2691: rescue
HuFF 90: they were eating cabbage and had bad breath and scared catlins way away
HuFF 90: so she went to the cellar to pick up some breathmints
EJC158: but shelby was still there! she was going to get stabbed by a spoon to her death any munute
EJC158: minute*
SwiMStaR2691: so ..... billy bob joe comes and climbs a big mountain trying to save her roomthe dreaded sppon
HuFF 90: for protection he brought his sidekick phoebe the cow and together they traveled to the castle
EJC158: when they finally got there the realized their three obstacles: the mutant cows, the ghetto PIMPS outside the castle and the hillbilly farmers who held many devilish spoons and could spin around in cirlces like ballerina's
SwiMStaR2691: first he had to go through the mutant cows, they were flying around him so he brought donkey to try to eat them,, but he had just had a sandwich
HuFF 90: then, he had to get passed the pimps so he brought over a couple of hot ladies with ghetto booties and then they went away
SwiMStaR2691: (full house is on in 15 minutes)
HuFF 90: omg
EJC158: finally, to get away from the hillibilly's he needed a good plan. he decided to start a sing along but the hillbilly's started to spin and throw their spons rapidly
EJC158: fullhouse!
EJC158: partay
SwiMStaR2691: the hillbllys wre mad! grrr they saud they didn't want to sing, the hillbillys took him and brought them to there house but ti was almost too late, he needed a plan quickly
HuFF 90: he decided to take out his saftey sizzors and cut open the door, after he did that he ran for his life, being chased by dirty hilbillies all over town he had to ride phoebe the cow the rest of the way to the castle
EJC158: when he finally got to the castle he saw a man with a spoon by the window near shelby's head
SwiMStaR2691: he quickly brounght the fire extinquisher and hit in on the butt with it and the hillbilly feel down
HuFF 90: he took the spoon and stupidly hit shelby with it and it looked like the end for shelby when along came...
EJC158: Kip!
HuFF 90: [ that took you a while]
EJC158: (yeah sry about that)
SwiMStaR2691: kip quickly gave shelby cpr but it didn't work, shelby was dieing, when all the sudden peter pean starting say i do believe in fairies i do i do and then the faires came and...
SwiMStaR2691: pan*
HuFF 90: tinkerbell came to shelby and gave her lots of lemon propel. she drank it and then...
EJC158: Kevin Hughes started running around his kitchen compulsively singing I do believe in Fairies i do i do, and then the faires decided to get rid of all the spoons in the world
EJC158: fairies*
SwiMStaR2691: shleby was better, she got up , but then the fell of the cliff she grabbed hold to one of the bracnches that was about to fall, and hung there, but only a little time was remaining
HuFF 90: she knew that she was stupid and retarted so she decided to use the propel for good. she said sorry for causing all the comotion, and for people to get hurt. she fell faster and faster when kip put a trampoline below her and she was
EJC158: about to hit it when all of the spoons that the fairies got rid of magically appeared in the valley(there was nowhere else to put them) and selby died
EJC158: the end
THey're both pretty much the same. I just made it more like paragraphs
ok so hope you enjoyed the story. COme back next time for more "Stories from fairyland" by, Sabrina, Frederick, and Billy Bob Joe.
jk, there may not be any more as good as this...
THis also reminded me of a song that I actually listened to today:
Do you believe in magic, in a young girl's heart,
How the music can free her whenever it starts?
And its magic, if the music is groovy
It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie
I'll tell you 'bout the magic and it'll free your soul,
But it's like tryin' to tell a stranger about rock 'n roll, whoa
If you believe in magic,
Dont bother to choose
If it's jug band music or rhythm and blues
Just go and listen and it'll start with a smile
It wont wipe off your face no matter how hard you try
Your feet start tappin' and you cant seem to find
How you got there, so just blow your mind
If you believe in magic, come along with me
We'll dance untill morning,
'Til there's just you and me,
And maybe, if the music is right,
I'll meet you tomorrow, somewhere late at night
And we'll go dancin', baby, then you'll see
How the magic's in the music and the music's in me, yeah
Do you believe in magic, yeah
Believe in the magic of the young girl's soul,
Believe in the magic of rock 'n roll
Believe in the magic that can set you free
Whoaaaaaaaaaaa
(fade off)
Talkin bout the magic
Do you believe in magic?
Do you believe like I believe?