shynishyshallow has lead me to this wonderful sight:
prillalar.com/drabbles/. It creates drabbles out of your chosen words. Coolio, right? So, I made one for Buffy the Vampire Slayer, with Spike and Angel, and...
A Crayon In Time
On a rugged and bouncy morning, Angel sat in a tree. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His neck ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Spike to love someone with a schmoopy foot?
Cutely, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a beautiful fluffy pill, all on a summer's day. I wish my Spike would slobber on me, in his own cruel way..."
"Do you?" Spike sat down beside Angel and put his hand on Angel's butt. "I think that could be arranged."
Angel gasped sexily. "But what about my schmoopy foot?"
"I like it," Spike said slowly. "I think it's hideous."
They came together and their kiss was like a bug half squished to death, struggling to continue on.
"I love you," Angel said heatedly.
"I love you too," Spike replied and slobbered on him.
They bought a llama, moved in together, and lived angrily ever after.