I hate ranch dressing.
In lunch today, this girl that everyone calls Pinky (cause she died her hair pink) threw some lettuce at another girl. Well she thought that it was my table that did it and kept turning around and staring at us. So Molly was getting annoyed and said, "If she does it again, I'm gonna do this." And did the finger but not to anyone. Well this girl Pinky thought that Molly was flipping her off and started saying stuff to her friends about it.
So I said to her...
"She's not doing it to you."
"Did I ask you? Shut the fuck up."
"Don't fucking tell me to shut up."
"Shut.the.fuck.up."
[I kept looking at her.]
"Stop fucking staring over here you blonde bitch!"
"You're blonde now too, asshole!" [she recently went bleach blonde]
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID CUNT!"
"What are you gonna do about it?"
Well folks, that was my mistake. Asking her what she was gonna do about it. Cause she's like...
"What am I gonna do about it? WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!"
Well she gets up, picks something up from her table, and starts walking towards me. I immediately stand up to face her and prepare myself to fight back if necessary. Well she's about 3 feet away from me and she chucks a little container of ranch dressing at my face. It hit me square in the eye and got all over my forehead and was all in my hair. I couldn't see so as I'm wiping it out of my eye, she walks past me, and when I turn around to fight with her some more, Russell gets in my way and prevents me from doing anything to her. Thank God, too, cause I probably would have been suspended, and I really don't need that haha.
Well now this girl Jasmine who's friends with Pinky is spreading lies about how I called Pinky "worthless" and said "she'll never get anywhere in life." I NEVER said any of that, EVER. And besides, Jasmine wasn't even THERE. And someone (I don't know who) is spreading that I called Pinky the blonde bitch first. Bullshit.
So I said to her...
"She's not doing it to you."
"Did I ask you? Shut the fuck up."
"Don't fucking tell me to shut up."
"Shut.the.fuck.up."
[I kept looking at her.]
"Stop fucking staring over here you blonde bitch!"
"You're blonde now too, asshole!" [she recently went bleach blonde]
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID CUNT!"
"What are you gonna do about it?"
Well folks, that was my mistake. Asking her what she was gonna do about it. Cause she's like...
"What am I gonna do about it? WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!"
Well she gets up, picks something up from her table, and starts walking towards me. I immediately stand up to face her and prepare myself to fight back if necessary. Well she's about 3 feet away from me and she chucks a little container of ranch dressing at my face. It hit me square in the eye and got all over my forehead and was all in my hair. I couldn't see so as I'm wiping it out of my eye, she walks past me, and when I turn around to fight with her some more, Russell gets in my way and prevents me from doing anything to her. Thank God, too, cause I probably would have been suspended, and I really don't need that haha.
Well now this girl Jasmine who's friends with Pinky is spreading lies about how I called Pinky "worthless" and said "she'll never get anywhere in life." I NEVER said any of that, EVER. And besides, Jasmine wasn't even THERE. And someone (I don't know who) is spreading that I called Pinky the blonde bitch first. Bullshit.