OOC: Silliness inspired by Scrubs OR Star Trek: My Musical
Illogical (I'm Dominican featuring mirroredspock and rn_tina)
Tina:
I've had it up to here
So let me make it very clear
Because I'm not afraid to stick you with a hypospray
Every time that you confess
I'm so illogical --
mSpock:
Yes?
Tina:
For the last time, Spock, I'm a nurse!
mSpock:
Do I apologize for that?
I was simply stating fact.
Tina:
Then why'd you flinch when I come anywhere near you?
mSpock:
I only speak the truth.
Tina:
Well I need a little proof
That you respect me or I won't cuddle again
mSpock:
Your name is Tina
Tina:
Uh huh.
mSpock:
You are a human.
Tina:
Good start.
mSpock:
You're a nurse in Starfleet
And wait-- I've got it!
Doctor McCoy's bitch!
Tina:
SPOCK!
mSpock:
...it's not true here?
Well I am aware you two are very close.
Tina:
You know, I'm tired of this game.
mSpock:
It is something that you claim
So stop singing, if you please, it's illogical.
But I am not the only one
Who makes this claim, I've just begun
nuSpock:
Sorry, even I know she's competent.
Fascinating.
Tina:
Do you even know my rank and my research?
What made me decide to be a nurse?
Did I go to grad school or straight to Starfleet?
How is all that for being illogical?
mSpock:
That's how things are in the Empire
Someone's claimed, others take, it's a way of life
And that is why it is a fact
And there's no room for things like spoons or cuddling.
Tina:
Well thank you for that glimpse into the workings the Empire
mSpock:
You see how it's viewed that you are quite...
Tina:
Logical!
mSpock:
Is this singing preferred to talk?
Tina:
Is that not logical, Spock?
mSpock:
On the contrary, I find it fascinating.
Tina:
I'm glad we could be closer friends
Now that you're sure on your end.
mSpock:
My conclusion is that you're logical
Against my beliefs
Tina:
Spock!
mSpock:
And you're a nurse.
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