THIS IS PATHETIC
sea ohh: I am going to send you the convo I just had with Devin
Auto response from mikester164: UMD, why is your application SO FUCKING INVOLVED??
sea ohh: CeledorEllesin: i wrote an essay about collingswood high school
CeledorEllesin: im trying to decide where to submit it for publication
sea ohh: publication where?
CeledorEllesin: thats what i'm trying to decide
CeledorEllesin: maybe the Times
sea ohh: CeledorEllesin: I've finally found a word that fits our school. Broken. Our school is fucking broken. You wanna talk about broken, we've got it.
You wanna talk about cliques? We have the fucking cliques. We have cliques inside of the other cliques, I'm talkin' real fucking existensial shit here. Having friends is like a fucking pyramid scheme, at our school.
Then we got the akwards. You wanna talk about socially akward, we've got it like I can't describe. We've got the kid from Hey Arnold breathing over that blond bitches shoulder like a fucked up pervert cooling down between hits of meth. We've got kids who are so fucking akward, they get put in honors classes just because the teachers can't believe someone that nerdy could be stupid.
sea ohh: Now we talked about akward we gotta talk about ugly. We HAVE ugly. We have ugly like you can't even begin to believe. We got fucking 17 year olds that look like 45 year old frumpy housewives. I mean, we got girls so ugly I would rather jerk off to 2 girls 1 cup than procreate with these gargoyles. And I'm not tryin to say the guys are better. We got guys they haven't even found words for yet, I'm talking Major League ugly. I'm tryin' to say if you had a Fantasy Ugly team, we got guys who would win the fucking tournament all on their lonesome.
We got crime too. We got crime I can't even begin to tell you. I'm talking serious fucking pedophiles, rapists, gun-violence, and that's just the upper-middle class white kids. I mean, that shits in the fucking AP Classes. I'd be hard pressed to find a drug that I COULDN'T buy in a normal day of school at this place, and whatever drug it is, some bitch in AP Calc probably has the hookup for me if I just give em a call. We got more fucking Columbine Candidates in this school than I even wanna think about. I'm about to start wearing fucking kevlar every day, I just don't feel safe. Sooner or later, some bitch with a dirt-stache and a bad haircuts gonna put on his Halo shirt and start shooting.
We got a lot of that other shit, but that ain't even the worst of it. We've got stupid, man. We've got stupid like a hooker's got syphillis. We've got stupid like nobodies business. It isn't even logical the amount of stupidity that I have to deal with on a day to fucking day basis.
sea ohh: CeledorEllesin: you're gonna give me advice, i wanna get this news out there
sea ohh: AND THAT'S IT
sea ohh: ENJOY
sea ohh is away at 9:24:08 PM.
Auto response from mikester164: UMD, why is your application SO FUCKING INVOLVED??
sea ohh: CeledorEllesin: i wrote an essay about collingswood high school
CeledorEllesin: im trying to decide where to submit it for publication
sea ohh: publication where?
CeledorEllesin: thats what i'm trying to decide
CeledorEllesin: maybe the Times
sea ohh: CeledorEllesin: I've finally found a word that fits our school. Broken. Our school is fucking broken. You wanna talk about broken, we've got it.
You wanna talk about cliques? We have the fucking cliques. We have cliques inside of the other cliques, I'm talkin' real fucking existensial shit here. Having friends is like a fucking pyramid scheme, at our school.
Then we got the akwards. You wanna talk about socially akward, we've got it like I can't describe. We've got the kid from Hey Arnold breathing over that blond bitches shoulder like a fucked up pervert cooling down between hits of meth. We've got kids who are so fucking akward, they get put in honors classes just because the teachers can't believe someone that nerdy could be stupid.
sea ohh: Now we talked about akward we gotta talk about ugly. We HAVE ugly. We have ugly like you can't even begin to believe. We got fucking 17 year olds that look like 45 year old frumpy housewives. I mean, we got girls so ugly I would rather jerk off to 2 girls 1 cup than procreate with these gargoyles. And I'm not tryin to say the guys are better. We got guys they haven't even found words for yet, I'm talking Major League ugly. I'm tryin' to say if you had a Fantasy Ugly team, we got guys who would win the fucking tournament all on their lonesome.
We got crime too. We got crime I can't even begin to tell you. I'm talking serious fucking pedophiles, rapists, gun-violence, and that's just the upper-middle class white kids. I mean, that shits in the fucking AP Classes. I'd be hard pressed to find a drug that I COULDN'T buy in a normal day of school at this place, and whatever drug it is, some bitch in AP Calc probably has the hookup for me if I just give em a call. We got more fucking Columbine Candidates in this school than I even wanna think about. I'm about to start wearing fucking kevlar every day, I just don't feel safe. Sooner or later, some bitch with a dirt-stache and a bad haircuts gonna put on his Halo shirt and start shooting.
We got a lot of that other shit, but that ain't even the worst of it. We've got stupid, man. We've got stupid like a hooker's got syphillis. We've got stupid like nobodies business. It isn't even logical the amount of stupidity that I have to deal with on a day to fucking day basis.
sea ohh: CeledorEllesin: you're gonna give me advice, i wanna get this news out there
sea ohh: AND THAT'S IT
sea ohh: ENJOY
sea ohh is away at 9:24:08 PM.