dear coworker
I get that you just want to sit there and read your book. I get that. I want to read my book too, because it's really gripping and interesting. But we've been here almost three hours and I'm up to $1500 in sales today. I know this because I've become obsessed with checking the sales report for the day. I'm outselling the internet for the second time this week, and outselling you more than 100%. Do you know how I'm doing this? By simply answering the phone.
It's the pain in the neck-- literally. My neck and shoulders have been killing me all week because of holding the phone between my ear and shoulder. There is a knot in my left shoulder the size of... I'm not even sure. The size of something enormous and very painful.
I don't feel like answering it any more than you do. But you've been in California for the last three days, and you're getting paid more than I am. Please pull your weight.
Love,
Emily
It's the pain in the neck-- literally. My neck and shoulders have been killing me all week because of holding the phone between my ear and shoulder. There is a knot in my left shoulder the size of... I'm not even sure. The size of something enormous and very painful.
I don't feel like answering it any more than you do. But you've been in California for the last three days, and you're getting paid more than I am. Please pull your weight.
Love,
Emily