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Apr 22, 2006 09:41

>A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway
>when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
>She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
>
>After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again
>
>and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
>
>She repeats this gesture about five more times.
>When she is about to hand him another batch again
>
>he asks the little old lady
>
>why they don't eat the peanuts themselves.
>"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
>
>
>The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
>The old lady replied,
>"We just love the chocolate around them."
>
>It pays to be careful around old people.

ahaaaa..ew
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