Here's this thing again... do it if you want.
1. My uncle once: put a booger in a sandwich his brother ate.
2. Never in my life: have I sodomized an animal.
3. When I was five: I exposed myself to the neighbor boy.
4. High School was/is: okay i guess
6. I once met: a fat girl who liked to sit and spin.
7. There's this girl I know who is: just like a troll in every way possible.
8. Once, at a bar: I had to get dragged out and put to bed. :( embarrassing.
9. By noon I'm usually: hyper.
10. Last night I listened to: the clicking of ferret toenails on the floor.
12. Next time I go to church: will be when I am looking at the ceiling of one.
15. When I turn my head left, I see: the Fonz!
16. When I turn my head right, I see: India
18. How many days until my birthday?: about 90
19. If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Rosalind, from as you like it.
20. By this time next year I'll be living: possibly in San Francisco
21. A better name for me would be: Kung Pao Duck
22. I have a hard time understanding: Why I always have the shits nowadays
23. When/If I ever go back to school I'll: look no different because it will be Monday
24. You know I like you if: I mention having the shits in conversation.
25. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my pharmacist.
27. Take my advice: people who look all hunched over like grizzly bears usually act like grizzly bears too.
28. My ideal breakfast is: kashi go lean and a protein shake.
30. If you visit my hometown: You could go polar bear swimming.
32. Why won't anyone: else admit that they get hair from their head stuck in their butt crack sometimes?
33. If you spend the night at my house: I would be gassy in my sleep
34. I'd stop my wedding if: I had the shits
35. The world could do without: every handicapped toilet stall being smeared with shit. It could also do without that person who continuously sniffs loud during tests at school.
36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the genitals of a cockroach.
37. My favorite blonde is: I don't really like blondes.
38. Paper clips are more useful than: grizzly bears.
39. If I do anything well, it's: shout curse words.
40. And by the way: I am procrastinating.
2. Never in my life: have I sodomized an animal.
3. When I was five: I exposed myself to the neighbor boy.
4. High School was/is: okay i guess
6. I once met: a fat girl who liked to sit and spin.
7. There's this girl I know who is: just like a troll in every way possible.
8. Once, at a bar: I had to get dragged out and put to bed. :( embarrassing.
9. By noon I'm usually: hyper.
10. Last night I listened to: the clicking of ferret toenails on the floor.
12. Next time I go to church: will be when I am looking at the ceiling of one.
15. When I turn my head left, I see: the Fonz!
16. When I turn my head right, I see: India
18. How many days until my birthday?: about 90
19. If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Rosalind, from as you like it.
20. By this time next year I'll be living: possibly in San Francisco
21. A better name for me would be: Kung Pao Duck
22. I have a hard time understanding: Why I always have the shits nowadays
23. When/If I ever go back to school I'll: look no different because it will be Monday
24. You know I like you if: I mention having the shits in conversation.
25. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my pharmacist.
27. Take my advice: people who look all hunched over like grizzly bears usually act like grizzly bears too.
28. My ideal breakfast is: kashi go lean and a protein shake.
30. If you visit my hometown: You could go polar bear swimming.
32. Why won't anyone: else admit that they get hair from their head stuck in their butt crack sometimes?
33. If you spend the night at my house: I would be gassy in my sleep
34. I'd stop my wedding if: I had the shits
35. The world could do without: every handicapped toilet stall being smeared with shit. It could also do without that person who continuously sniffs loud during tests at school.
36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the genitals of a cockroach.
37. My favorite blonde is: I don't really like blondes.
38. Paper clips are more useful than: grizzly bears.
39. If I do anything well, it's: shout curse words.
40. And by the way: I am procrastinating.