Aug 27, 2009 16:03
Does anyone get spam containing pieces of literature? I find myself actually reading the stories. I have no idea if they're from actual books or not. This is a snippet from one I got today:
There Catalina was noisily distilling an aroma from
goat liver and onions. The entrails she threaded on little sticks and
broiled them to a delicate brown over the coals, while the head she
placed whole in the oven. Later this was cracked open and the brains
taken out with a spoon, piping hot and very savoury. These viands were
supplemented by a pan of large pale biscuits, and a big tin pot of
coffee.
At the bottom of the email is an ad for Viagra. :\
internets,
lol wut