Shop Till You Drop

[eminence_gris]

I have decided that the reason IKEA is always packed is that nobody can ever find the exit. They just walk in sad, lost circles, subsisting on salmon and meatballs, until they lose all hope. Then they purchase the flatpack ENDE coffin, assemble it with the provided Allen wrench, and climb in.

Comments

[luminousx]

I've often wondered if IKEA was a hidden level of purgatory.

[eminence_gris]

You get there by pulling back one of the books on the bookcase on the third level. There's a powerup back there too.

[batty_]

Then they purchase the flatpack ENDE coffin

i totally LOLed

[eminence_gris]

I'm flirting with the thought of turning this idea into a short story. That's when you'll find out. :)

[luminousx]

Are they shipped back to Sweden to provide food for undead cannibal Swedish Vikings?

[piscesgirl123]

I loved this post! ;-)

[piscesgirl123]

I had to read this again! It was nice to see you last Friday!