my tummy is rumbly.
Today was really flatulent
I got out of bed because this bitch farted on my face.
I feel bloated
I'm so close to death. maybe i have worms.
Last night I had to get an enema
I want to tell the world that they should avoid me for a few days.
I am gassy
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! too bad it puts on an extra ten pounds to the 30 pounds of bloat i have.
I want to say thanks to gasex. not to be confused with gay sex.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said i'd just have to let it pass. And bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you flatulent
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with the gas i pass.
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I got out of bed because this bitch farted on my face.
I feel bloated
I'm so close to death. maybe i have worms.
Last night I had to get an enema
I want to tell the world that they should avoid me for a few days.
I am gassy
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! too bad it puts on an extra ten pounds to the 30 pounds of bloat i have.
I want to say thanks to gasex. not to be confused with gay sex.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said i'd just have to let it pass. And bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you flatulent
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with the gas i pass.
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