Funny stuff =)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Monday I turned klee9811 in for spitting (3 points). Last Friday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Wednesday I pulled over and changed chellers's flat tire (15 points). In October I pushed deal885 in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been nice (287 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
emilysuek