random encounters
lol... dont think I've had the time to tell you guys about my 3 funny famous person encounters... here they are:
Blacky Lawless:
me, robbie, traci, macy and crystal are at the rainbow one night.
Im drunk.
and who should walk through the door but Blacky Lawless.
I'm like "OH SHIT!!! THERES BLACKY LAWLESS!!!
everyones like...
hes a huge dick...
but again...Im drunk..
so Im like "fuck it!"
so I walk up to him
and I say "oh my god! Im such a big fan!"
and hes totaly nice and cool
shakes my hand and tells me I rock
and I was like " cool, thanks, awesome to meet ya!!"
and hes like "you to"
then I was smug for the rest of the night
Jonny knoxville:
me, robbie and traci go bar hopping one night
first we go to the rainbow, then the dragonfly (where some funny 80's cover band is playing)
for some reason, I get a bunch of free drinks there
then traci wants to go to another bar
so we head to some hole in the wall off sunset
and sure enough, we get there and theres Jonny Knoxville dressed in an old sailor suit
again, all the hollywood people are jaded and the stupid kid from the midwest is all freaked out...
and Im wasted
so I walk up to him
and Im like "HEY!!!"
hes like "hay sister"
(note: he was sitting by himself...ALL fucked up)
and in my far drunkin state Im like "your Jonny Knoxville"
and hes like "NO IM NOT!!!!"
"IM MURREY THE ACCOUNTIANT!!!!"
and puts out his hand for me to shake it.
hes cool!
Ron Jeromy:
that NASTY bastard
so, last halloween the creeps and ron jeromy hosted the costume contest at the rainbow.
the prize is a free bottle of wine...
so i enter
how hard can it be to win a contest youre boyfriend is judging?
well, I get my free bottle
(i was cute to! I was a fairy.. this year Im going to be a peacock! me, robbie, patrick and a bunch of people are renting a room in hollywood...aha.. my halloween plans, being a manager is the shit.. you make youre schedule, so I work till 5 halloween eve, get off... meet up with everyone, party, and have the next day off (my mom will be in palm springs, and the wee one will be with her. halloween in hollywood is like marti gras in new orleans. So a SHIT load of the Macys group is going to be on santa monica this year!....anyways..we'll have pictures!)
so back to ron jeromy... that sick bastard walks up to me and is like "I thought you were the hottist one"
and tries to lick my face!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I gaged
then we went to club blood bath
and my little brothers (markky and teddy) finished off my free wine!
funny shit.
Blacky Lawless:
me, robbie, traci, macy and crystal are at the rainbow one night.
Im drunk.
and who should walk through the door but Blacky Lawless.
I'm like "OH SHIT!!! THERES BLACKY LAWLESS!!!
everyones like...
hes a huge dick...
but again...Im drunk..
so Im like "fuck it!"
so I walk up to him
and I say "oh my god! Im such a big fan!"
and hes totaly nice and cool
shakes my hand and tells me I rock
and I was like " cool, thanks, awesome to meet ya!!"
and hes like "you to"
then I was smug for the rest of the night
Jonny knoxville:
me, robbie and traci go bar hopping one night
first we go to the rainbow, then the dragonfly (where some funny 80's cover band is playing)
for some reason, I get a bunch of free drinks there
then traci wants to go to another bar
so we head to some hole in the wall off sunset
and sure enough, we get there and theres Jonny Knoxville dressed in an old sailor suit
again, all the hollywood people are jaded and the stupid kid from the midwest is all freaked out...
and Im wasted
so I walk up to him
and Im like "HEY!!!"
hes like "hay sister"
(note: he was sitting by himself...ALL fucked up)
and in my far drunkin state Im like "your Jonny Knoxville"
and hes like "NO IM NOT!!!!"
"IM MURREY THE ACCOUNTIANT!!!!"
and puts out his hand for me to shake it.
hes cool!
Ron Jeromy:
that NASTY bastard
so, last halloween the creeps and ron jeromy hosted the costume contest at the rainbow.
the prize is a free bottle of wine...
so i enter
how hard can it be to win a contest youre boyfriend is judging?
well, I get my free bottle
(i was cute to! I was a fairy.. this year Im going to be a peacock! me, robbie, patrick and a bunch of people are renting a room in hollywood...aha.. my halloween plans, being a manager is the shit.. you make youre schedule, so I work till 5 halloween eve, get off... meet up with everyone, party, and have the next day off (my mom will be in palm springs, and the wee one will be with her. halloween in hollywood is like marti gras in new orleans. So a SHIT load of the Macys group is going to be on santa monica this year!....anyways..we'll have pictures!)
so back to ron jeromy... that sick bastard walks up to me and is like "I thought you were the hottist one"
and tries to lick my face!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I gaged
then we went to club blood bath
and my little brothers (markky and teddy) finished off my free wine!
funny shit.