the Good Book
I don't believe people when they say their favorite book is The Bible. And, often, when I see The Bible in a list of favorite books (myspace, facebook) that list pretty much includes it and one or two other books. This makes me want to say that these people who claim it a favorite don't even actually read books, and I never believe they've actually sat down and read The Bible. Especially: cover to cover, outside of a church/sunday school setting, and including the Old Testatment.