Memes!
Just because I'm meeting an overload of new friends, some memes about me.
EVER:
(x) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
(x) smoked anything else
(x) crashed into someone's car
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(x) skipped school
( ) seen someone die
( ) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
(x) been moshing at a concert
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
( ) made a snow angel
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledging
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school(/uni)
(x) used a fake ID
(x) watched the sunset
( ) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed
( ) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
( ) pet a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
(x) been in a car accident
( ) had braces
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
( ) witnesed a crime
(x) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
( ) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) caugh a snowflake on your tongue
(x) kissed in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sunset with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
( ) crashed a party
(x) travelled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) ate dog food
( ) told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) sang in the shower
( ) had a dream that you married someone
( ) glued your hand to something
( ) got your tongue stuck to a pole
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
( ) been a cheerleader
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel
( ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
( ) didnt take a shower for a week
(x) went camping
(x) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house
( ) been scared to watch a scary movie alone
(x) believed in ghosts
(Its called uniform) worn a really ugly outfit to school
( ) played ding-dong-ditch
( ) played chicken fight
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
(x) caught a fish then ate it
( ) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
( ) French braided someones hair
(breifly) been kicked out of your house
( ) missed too many days of school
Yeah, these memes are way too nosey and totally about sex. Wh00t for honesty.
1. How many people have you fucked?:
Five
2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash... out of these 12 drugs how many have you done?:
Five
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?:
We weren't exclusive, so technically doesn't count
4. Ever paid for sex?:
Afterwards. Haha. No, not like that
5. Ever been married?:
Eep no!
6. Ever been divorced?:
n/a
7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position?:
Depends with whooo
8. Do you own any guns?:
No
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?:
Never been to jail, yay
10. Ever been to rehab?:
No
11. Ever do anything gay sexually?:
I'd say so, yes XD
12. Ever fuck anyone that you met on myspace?:
Haha, no
13. What size are your breasts/dick?:
Uhm... I'm a B cup =/
14. ? Where did this question go?
15. What celebrity would you want to fuck if you had the chance?:
Heeeh, Noel Fielding, Sue Denim
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?:
Well, two months after I became an adult I decided to tour Europe, but I've had a couple of jobs in various countries
17. How many states have you lived in?:
None,
18. How many countries have you lived in?:
South Africa is it really, so far
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?:
No, because I would wake up scared that someone would find it and use it on me. There might be some handcuffs somewhere thouuugh.
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up?:
Not sure, can't we just all love each other. I'm all for the lovin'
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?:
No
22. Ever had anal sex?:
uhmm..... yes?
23. Ever been paid for sex?:
no
24. Ever hired a PI to follow someone?:
no
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?:
No, because only real bitches would do that *glare*
26. What is your IQ?:
I've never taken a test to see
27. Fake tits or real tits?:
Real, obviously
28. Ever watch someone die?:
Luckily, no
29. How long has it been since you had sex?:
Almost a month, wow I am depriiiiived
30. Name your favorite beer:
Castle (technically larger but shh)
31. Number of people on your friend's list you've had sex with:
None
32. Number of people on your friend's list you'd LIKE to have sex with:
All of the lovely sexies :D
ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS TRUTHFULLY AND REPOST:
1) ARE YOU JEWISH?
No
2) LAST PERSON YOU SWORE AT:
The tubes =/ (not quite a person but everyone here is too nice to swear at)
3) 3 CELEBRITIES YOU'D SLEEP WITH:
This question gets dull after a while
4) DO YOU LIKE NICHOLBACK?
The band? Nickelback? No
5) LAST THING YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH:
Uhhhmmm..... ;)
An apple actually
6) NAME ONE OF YOUR IRRATIONAL PHOBIAS:
People killing me whilst I am asleep (as demonstrated above)
7) ARE YOU GAY?
When I feel like it. Or just plain Bisexual will do me.
8) ONE WORD TO SUM UP LAST PERSON TO REPOST THIS:
A stranger
9) FAVORITE FILM:
Clockwork Orange? I don't know, thats all I can think of right now
10) STARSIGN:
Scorpio
11) WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX?
OMG!! Ew! ...I'd like to say no, but that would be lying
12) CONDOMS OR PILL:
Condoms
13) IF MURDER WAS LEGAL FOR 1 DAY, NAME THE PERSON YOUD KILL:
Killing people is vile and immoral - since Alex is also immoral, he'd be gone in a second. Bastard.
14) WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH ANYONE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST?
Probably
15) (finish this sentence) YOUR MY NEW :
Official grammer dunce. Go you, meme!
16) OPINION OF METALLICA'S 'ST.ANGER'
's okay. Not a huage metallica fan though. (please don't kill me for my views)
17) HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE? (BE INTERESTING!)
I don't. And if I do, in no way should this involve people killing me in the night. Or suffocation. Nice and peaceful, in my sleep, to be cliche.
18) IS SEX OVER-RATED?
I'd have to say.... no
It is SO SO wrong that I have the King and I stuck in my head now, isn't it?
EVER:
(x) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
(x) smoked anything else
(x) crashed into someone's car
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(x) skipped school
( ) seen someone die
( ) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
(x) been moshing at a concert
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
( ) made a snow angel
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledging
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school(/uni)
(x) used a fake ID
(x) watched the sunset
( ) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed
( ) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
( ) pet a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
(x) been in a car accident
( ) had braces
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
( ) witnesed a crime
(x) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
( ) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) caugh a snowflake on your tongue
(x) kissed in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sunset with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
( ) crashed a party
(x) travelled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) ate dog food
( ) told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) sang in the shower
( ) had a dream that you married someone
( ) glued your hand to something
( ) got your tongue stuck to a pole
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
( ) been a cheerleader
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel
( ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
( ) didnt take a shower for a week
(x) went camping
(x) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house
( ) been scared to watch a scary movie alone
(x) believed in ghosts
(Its called uniform) worn a really ugly outfit to school
( ) played ding-dong-ditch
( ) played chicken fight
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
(x) caught a fish then ate it
( ) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
( ) French braided someones hair
(breifly) been kicked out of your house
( ) missed too many days of school
Yeah, these memes are way too nosey and totally about sex. Wh00t for honesty.
1. How many people have you fucked?:
Five
2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash... out of these 12 drugs how many have you done?:
Five
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?:
We weren't exclusive, so technically doesn't count
4. Ever paid for sex?:
Afterwards. Haha. No, not like that
5. Ever been married?:
Eep no!
6. Ever been divorced?:
n/a
7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position?:
Depends with whooo
8. Do you own any guns?:
No
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?:
Never been to jail, yay
10. Ever been to rehab?:
No
11. Ever do anything gay sexually?:
I'd say so, yes XD
12. Ever fuck anyone that you met on myspace?:
Haha, no
13. What size are your breasts/dick?:
Uhm... I'm a B cup =/
14. ? Where did this question go?
15. What celebrity would you want to fuck if you had the chance?:
Heeeh, Noel Fielding, Sue Denim
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?:
Well, two months after I became an adult I decided to tour Europe, but I've had a couple of jobs in various countries
17. How many states have you lived in?:
None,
18. How many countries have you lived in?:
South Africa is it really, so far
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?:
No, because I would wake up scared that someone would find it and use it on me. There might be some handcuffs somewhere thouuugh.
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up?:
Not sure, can't we just all love each other. I'm all for the lovin'
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?:
No
22. Ever had anal sex?:
uhmm..... yes?
23. Ever been paid for sex?:
no
24. Ever hired a PI to follow someone?:
no
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?:
No, because only real bitches would do that *glare*
26. What is your IQ?:
I've never taken a test to see
27. Fake tits or real tits?:
Real, obviously
28. Ever watch someone die?:
Luckily, no
29. How long has it been since you had sex?:
Almost a month, wow I am depriiiiived
30. Name your favorite beer:
Castle (technically larger but shh)
31. Number of people on your friend's list you've had sex with:
None
32. Number of people on your friend's list you'd LIKE to have sex with:
All of the lovely sexies :D
ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS TRUTHFULLY AND REPOST:
1) ARE YOU JEWISH?
No
2) LAST PERSON YOU SWORE AT:
The tubes =/ (not quite a person but everyone here is too nice to swear at)
3) 3 CELEBRITIES YOU'D SLEEP WITH:
This question gets dull after a while
4) DO YOU LIKE NICHOLBACK?
The band? Nickelback? No
5) LAST THING YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH:
Uhhhmmm..... ;)
An apple actually
6) NAME ONE OF YOUR IRRATIONAL PHOBIAS:
People killing me whilst I am asleep (as demonstrated above)
7) ARE YOU GAY?
When I feel like it. Or just plain Bisexual will do me.
8) ONE WORD TO SUM UP LAST PERSON TO REPOST THIS:
A stranger
9) FAVORITE FILM:
Clockwork Orange? I don't know, thats all I can think of right now
10) STARSIGN:
Scorpio
11) WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX?
OMG!! Ew! ...I'd like to say no, but that would be lying
12) CONDOMS OR PILL:
Condoms
13) IF MURDER WAS LEGAL FOR 1 DAY, NAME THE PERSON YOUD KILL:
Killing people is vile and immoral - since Alex is also immoral, he'd be gone in a second. Bastard.
14) WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH ANYONE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST?
Probably
15) (finish this sentence) YOUR MY NEW :
Official grammer dunce. Go you, meme!
16) OPINION OF METALLICA'S 'ST.ANGER'
's okay. Not a huage metallica fan though. (please don't kill me for my views)
17) HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE? (BE INTERESTING!)
I don't. And if I do, in no way should this involve people killing me in the night. Or suffocation. Nice and peaceful, in my sleep, to be cliche.
18) IS SEX OVER-RATED?
I'd have to say.... no
It is SO SO wrong that I have the King and I stuck in my head now, isn't it?