DICTUM TO ALL DRIVERS....ALL...
Listen up you pissy-eyed fuckers, DO NOT FUCKING "SWING OUT" BEFORE YOU MAKE A G-DAMNED TURN ASS HOLES!!!
GEEZE!!!!!!!! I SWEAR!
It's not that hard to make a turn, go around a corner, pull into a flat driveway...YOU DO NOT NEED THE ENTIRE FUCKING STREET TO DO IT!!! Cars are built to make the turns as long as you have 2-3 feet availible on that side...if you're worried, OVER-SHOOT the turning spot a little and reign it in once the turn is made! STOP TURNING YOUR VEHICLE INTO ON-COMING TRAFFIC TO MAKE A TURN!!!! Seriously. If you can't handle the car you are driving, maybe its time for you to consider "greener options"... ie...PUBLIC FUCKING TRANSPORT. Let someone who KNOWS HOW TO DRIVE take you places. Surely this will make the road a MUCH SAFER place - get the hell off the road. You failed. Suck it up, and buy a bus pass.
Honestly? I think the driver's test should be far more challenging and skill-based.
Didn't anyone else's parents and driving teacher throw a fit about "Do not turn out before you make a turn" ? Anyone??