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[emilyhateslife]

ok so its 5:00 in the morning and im just waking up... i proceed to go outside to have my morning cigarette and see that the apartment door across the hall is slighty cracked and all the lights are off inside... i think to myself and put together a split second decision that the people there must have accidently left it open and i brush it off as nothing too big... just as im heading to the steps to make my way out of the hall the man that has just rented the apartment with the open door comes out and has a shocked look on his face... i didnt notice at first but hes dressed as a woman... nothing to extavigant but he has a stuffed bra (this was the last thing i noticed seeing as how its 18 degrees out side and he was wearing a jacket, alittle bit of makeup (eye liner and maybe some blush) and jewlery (i noticed he must have just pierced his ears because his ear had blood on it and it was sarting to run down onto his neck... he also has perfume on and its a very strong distinct odor... maybe elizabeth taylor... again i brush it off as not a big deal untill i really start to think about it which isnt untill i get inside... but then he surprizes me with the first thing out of his mouth "i just got ripped... ive been getting fucked up since i was 13." and proceeds to tell me that he never lets any one see him "like this" and tells me his life story and how he wants to get the surgery to become a woman... needless to say the guy is really not stable... and its not just because he wants to be a woman because i think if some one doesnt feel comfortable in their skin they are entitled to do any thing they want to change it but its how he talks to me... he asks me the same questions over and over again and tells me things that i know arent true and hes thinking a million things at once and they are all trying to come out of his mouth at the same time... granted it could be because hes "ripped" but i dont know what hes on so who knows... now every person in our building freaks me out... the people that live above me are the white gilrs in high school that are all fat and think that they are black and would beat your ass in a heartbeat... the people in the apartment upstairs above the apartment with the "ripped" tranny are uptight bitches and about 3 days ago i called the cops on them because the mom was out of town and the daughter (the annorexic barbie cheer captain) had her jock friends over and they were drinking and being reatrded and started fucking with us (one guy actually pissed on our bedroom window and then he started beating on it and calling us "fuckers" at 6:00 in the morning) because apparently the girl is still mad about a time 6 months ago when tim was just fucking with her and called her stitch face because she had stitches in her lip and tim joking around and was asking her who hit her and generally just messing around with her... so i guess she told all her testosterone infested jock friends and got them in on the action (there was agroup of kids when tim was talking to her so it wasnt like it was just the two of them and he wasnt really being rude... at least it didnt seem rude to me) i got them in a ton of trouble for underage drinking and all that so they pretty much hate me becuse they are the type of people that are too good to get in trouble but i fixed that ego for them... and then in the other building there is a 300 lb methodone junkie mom with her 8 year old daughter who she "home schools" but the little girls is as dumb as a board and they hate us because when they lie to us we call them out on it (shes the type of junkie that will tell you what you want to hear even if you know its not true much like any junkie) and she stole our cat and wont give it back and we almost got in a gigantic fight about that but there is really nothing we can do about it because we arent even allowed to have animals in these apartments... and then the people that live in the apartment across from steve and all them hate us because one of our friends paid and video taped one of the kids that live there eating a bug or some thing so they hate us and the people that live in the back apartments hate us because we know that they were the ones that broke into every ones cars and stole shit and we called them out on it... any way this was long and im sorry but its chock full of awesome stories so enjoy...

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emily