Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In February I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
mayakovskyesque's purse (30 points). In July I bought porn for
unntrlaffinity (-10 points). In January I donated bone marrow to
karranna in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (674 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
emilydynamite